I got caught today.

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

behind dumpsters and grocery stores??

In an uncomfortable place....like the back of a Volkswagen?

 

[2002XLT 5,000+ posts]

I got caught by a cop one time. Me and the ex were down this empty side road in the neighborhood she lived in, where they were planning on adding more homes, but hadnt started building yet. Started getting undressed and a cop sees us from the main road, turns around and comes to the truck. I get out, half ***** and see if i can talk him out of the ticket i KNOW i am going to get. He just tells me to stay where i am, comes up to the ex, asks her if im forcing myself. She says no, and he just turns around and tells us to have a good night. lol, that was a good night.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Being walked in on by the parents is far less traumatic than walking in on the parents. ride me you potbellied stallion still rings in my ears 25 years later //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

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[XxSuperAdamxX 10+ year member]

****. You got some nice friends.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Well i was at one of my friends house today, whom is a girl. And we were alone. We ended up making out and she had her top and bra off. Well...her mom gets home and walks right in on us because she wasn't close enough to get her shirt. It kinda sucked. But I didn't really care, it was kind of embarrassing though. But i saw some ******* //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

at least werent caught masturbating.......

to gay midget pron

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

I got caught by a cop one time. Me and the ex were down this empty side road in the neighborhood she lived in, where they were planning on adding more homes, but hadnt started building yet. Started getting undressed and a cop sees us from the main road, turns around and comes to the truck. I get out, half ***** and see if i can talk him out of the ticket i KNOW i am going to get. He just tells me to stay where i am, comes up to the ex, asks her if im forcing myself. She says no, and he just turns around and tells us to have a good night. lol, that was a good night.

at least the cop didnt force you to have *** with her at gunpoint

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Too bad you weren't a Puritan because they would've been executed just for masturbating, let alone *********** with a ****.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

Nine02zero5: are you there? im on caraudio.com

Nine02zero5: and if so are you an admin

Nine02zero5: mod

Nine02zero5: i need to talk to a mod bad

AcidBurn2053: mod, not admin

Nine02zero5: ok

Nine02zero5: i need your help bad

AcidBurn2053: with?

Nine02zero5: could you call me? its a long story and i dont wanna type it all out

Nine02zero5: you can hide your number whenu call

Nine02zero5: i dont care but i needa get this done quick

AcidBurn2053: who are you and why do I need to call you?

Nine02zero5: this is hazardous0388

Nine02zero5: my name is Dustin

Nine02zero5: and becaues its a long story and it will be easier if i just say it ha

Nine02zero5: ??

AcidBurn2053: well, what's the story?

Nine02zero5: this is gonna take a while but igght

Nine02zero5: OK well recently i had the thread my gf bought me new subs blah blah

Nine02zero5: well she got into it and doesnt understand comical humor and got all pissed and shit i said

Nine02zero5: and thas why i had that thread deleted

Nine02zero5: NOW

Nine02zero5: and weve only gone out a month ha

Nine02zero5: NOW

Nine02zero5: shes looking at all my old threads and like stalking me on shit like there was one a while back where i said I GOT CAUGHT

Nine02zero5: and this was two weeks before we started going out and wheni got caught with someone else and their mom walked in

Nine02zero5: what i need is as many old threads of mine that can be deleted as possible

Nine02zero5: how much work is that

Nine02zero5: but now she actuall created her own name on her and is like stalking everything i say

Nine02zero5: before she was lookin as a guest and now she has a NAME

Nine02zero5: especially the one where it says I got caught on the title

Nine02zero5: "I got caught"

AcidBurn2053: interesting

Nine02zero5: yes

Nine02zero5: now how possible is it to get old threads deleted

AcidBurn2053: i could do it

Nine02zero5: ...

Nine02zero5: can you just bring up MY threads and delete them all?

AcidBurn2053: i could do that

Nine02zero5: will you please?

AcidBurn2053: hmm

Nine02zero5: i would really appreciate it

AcidBurn2053: considering

Nine02zero5: well?

AcidBurn2053: nah

 

[tremor1127 10+ year member]

bwahahaha!

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

pics:

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

Atm?

 

[Supergumby5000 5,000+ posts]

LMFAO! acidburn = god

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

Pwnd

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

this is gonna be one of those epic things //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

say goodbye to the subs? lawl.