How many women have YOU been with?

[Railrocker 10+ year member]

Another thing I learned was to never go raw doing anal...I dont go anal on my gf but a particular woman I did go anal on several times gave me a bad experience...it made me wanna vomit when I saw what ended up on my pole.

See, Your not doing it right. You need a peice of corn or a peanut or something on there when your done.

Thats a good time.

 

[donpisto 5,000+ posts]

See, Your not doing it right. You need a peice of corn or a peanut or something on there when your done.
Thats a good time.

I just had a visual image. I lol'd...haha

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Ist girl I was with was kinky as hell and was a little too young for me, but didnt know it. I was 19 and she was saying she was 19, but ended up being 15 and the kid that was at the house she said was her little sister was her child! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

2nd girl I was with I could only have oral and was with her for close to 3 years. 3 Dam long years and glad that was over. Wasnt that she didnt want it, was she couldnt have it. Long story!

3rd one was with for over 5 years and was engaged too. Ended up she cheated on me one times too many and hell I even did it on her in revenge being our relationship was like a teeter toter!

4th would be the one I cheated if you want to call it that. I call it you cheat on me, then I cheat back when you think things are good. (I was a different person back then) She was older than me by about 20 years, ahaha! Smoking hot MILF that I just couldnt pass by. Was a lot of fun and still talk to her this day, which means she is 50 now, lol!

5th was with for a couple years, she was cool and a lot of fun, but she was just too immature for me. I was 27 and she was 19 when I ment her. I ended up breaking her heart and still feel like a douche about it.

6th was with for a couple years and thought I had a child with, being she said it was mine and well it wasnt. Raised it for a couple years and all seemed well and then we had a big fight and she said that AJ wasnt mine and well it went down hill after that as I am sure you all could imagine. Was really a shitty time in my life raising a kid that you thought was yours and turns out it isnt. Some fawking Jerry Springer/Maury Povich shit! Ended up really bad, and me getting into actual fist fights with some of their family, so ended up being the bigger man and moved on. I sometimes see AJ from time to time when its just her parents around being they liked me and still feel bad for their daughther being a complete douchebag! I hate that Bish with everything in me.

7th is who I am with now and she is actually pregnant with my real 1st child! I am happy and know it is mine!! Or it better be, or I just may end up hanging from a tree, can only take so much, but I do it too myself I suppose. I am engaged and getting married next spring and all is well, but anymore I dont count on anything to be in cement.

So that would be 7! I am more a relationship kinda guy! I have had many other dates, just nothing that came to them.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

jesus christ we weren't asking to post your *** life //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

jesus christ we weren't asking to post your *** life //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I was bored! Sue me!

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I was bored! Sue me!

why you'll just file bankruptcy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

why you'll just file bankruptcy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

And you will still be an ugly motherfawker!

 

[Raven 10+ year member]

If you're registered on ca.com talking about your *** life or posting a number greater than 1, it would be safe to assume you don't have a *** life. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Another very amusing, quite successful thread by deerhunt.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

If you're registered on ca.com talking about your *** life or posting a number greater than 1, it would be safe to assume you don't have a *** life. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Goodthing I am not registered!

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[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

Another very amusing, quite successful thread by deerhunt.

ehhhh, its cool i guess.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

2nd girl I was with I could only have oral and was with her for close to 3 years. 3 Dam long years and glad that was over. Wasnt that she didnt want it, was she couldnt have it. Long story!

Pillowpants? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Still, three years of head aint all that bad right? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Oh yeah, 5. 3 of those however, were at the same time. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif (Sometimes....othertimes it'd be just two of them, my wife and one other)

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[Pistonsfan70 10+ year member]

to even think of sticking my dick in someone's ******* gives me nausea. i'll stick between the legs and in the mouth

Don't forget between the boobies FTW!!! Nothing like baby oil and big *****....Only reason I bought an engagement ring!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Pillowpants? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
Still, three years of head aint all that bad right? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

It sucked, litterally, lol! I mean I just ended up getting tired of it because she didnt go to the doctors till like the 2nd year and found out she had a shallow *****, thats right, that is how the doc explained it to her, lol! So when I would just barely go in she would scream to the high heavens! Not the good kind of scream either, the kind that you want to stick your fist in to shut her the fawk up! I just couldnt do it and at the time felt bad for hurting her. And yes, I rammed it in her more than a couple times thinking maybe if I just got in it would be ok, but nope, that didnt work either. Whats crazy is that she eventually turned lesbo, lol!