How do you tell your girl we need another girl?

[09civic 5,000+ posts]

Ya’ll been together ten years, you deserve a ménage‘Specially if you put that BMW in the garage

‘Specially if you paid a couple payments on her mamma crib

Weren’t you at niece’s graduation? Man, I hate those kids

Last birthday, she got you a new sweater

Put it on, give her a kiss, and tell her, “Do better”

She said, “How ’bout I get you jewelry from the Weston?”

How ’bout she hit the West End and get her best friend?

lol, Kanye.

 

[CAT MAN 5,000+ posts]

I asked mine up front and she said if i can find one she is down, but her friends are off limits cause she is afraid i might leave her for them...

she has low self esteem. use that sh1t to your advantage

I suggest by starting like this

your first picture win

I read that bullshit. Meh... at best.

agreed. downloaded it when it came out. never got me excited.

lol, Kanye.

pimp slapaho

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

alot of crazy ITT

 

[Joseph7195 10+ year member]

Ugly Bitches are the demographic most overlooked when it comes to scoring a threesome with a chick. If the chick is way uglier than your girlfriend, she is less likely to turn it down. She will feel less threatened and more open to it. But she doesn't have to be fat, just ugly as fuck. Find a chick with a big ass nose and ask her to stick in the ugly girls pussy. Then just laugh it off and for the rest of the night be smelling everything, taking in deep breathe's and saying how awesome it would be to smell these things up close. Then pee on her a little after you get drunk and she falls over while squatting beside you to take a piss. This will bond you closer, but try to get the ugly chick to stand there to watch you piss on her, that way she can see how giving you are.

^^Do this, score

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

ugly bitches are the demographic most overlooked when it comes to scoring a threesome with a chick. If the chick is way uglier than your girlfriend, she is less likely to turn it down. She will feel less threatened and more open to it. But she doesn't have to be fat, just ugly as fuck. Find a chick with a big ass nose and ask her to stick in the ugly girls pussy. Then just laugh it off and for the rest of the night be smelling everything, taking in deep breathe's and saying how awesome it would be to smell these things up close. Then pee on her a little after you get drunk and she falls over while squatting beside you to take a piss. This will bond you closer, but try to get the ugly chick to stand there to watch you piss on her, that way she can see how giving you are.
^^do this, score

da fuq??

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

Ugly Bitches are the demographic most overlooked when it comes to scoring a threesome with a chick. If the chick is way uglier than your girlfriend, she is less likely to turn it down. She will feel less threatened and more open to it. But she doesn't have to be fat, just ugly as fuck. Find a chick with a big ass nose and ask her to stick in the ugly girls pussy. Then just laugh it off and for the rest of the night be smelling everything, taking in deep breathe's and saying how awesome it would be to smell these things up close. Then pee on her a little after you get drunk and she falls over while squatting beside you to take a piss. This will bond you closer, but try to get the ugly chick to stand there to watch you piss on her, that way she can see how giving you are.
^^Do this, score

I. Don't. Know. About. You.

 

[ewadz3006 10+ year member]

Ugly Bitches are the demographic most overlooked when it comes to scoring a threesome with a chick. If the chick is way uglier than your girlfriend, she is less likely to turn it down. She will feel less threatened and more open to it. But she doesn't have to be fat, just ugly as fuck. Find a chick with a big ass nose and ask her to stick in the ugly girls pussy. Then just laugh it off and for the rest of the night be smelling everything, taking in deep breathe's and saying how awesome it would be to smell these things up close. Then pee on her a little after you get drunk and she falls over while squatting beside you to take a piss. This will bond you closer, but try to get the ugly chick to stand there to watch you piss on her, that way she can see how giving you are.
^^Do this, score

lol, show her what that sh^t is worth

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

Nothing brings the lulz like cavirgins.

Shut up Ryan.

On another note, that book is trash. It is good trash though, like a filthy ***** that girls dont have to feel ashamed about. It's a gateway drug, and more than anything it keeps them going all day. Girls are like diesel engines. Get um warmed up with a book and then just trudge on through that cold winter night through the mountains if you know what I mean. Then later talk her into weird crap or at least stuff you know is on par with the book. Didnt do much for me, but I read it to find out what I could get away with.

As for 3somes, you are almost always better off with girls you dont know. Liquor and a party and it will happen if you know what youre doing. Not a good idea with the main bish. Will cause problems fsho. Also like was said before, drop some hints and let her think it was her idea. That pretty much goes for all things with women though.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

throw cash at some sluts

 

[wickedwitt 10+ year member]

throw cash at some sluts

 

[BigSix 10+ year member]

im surprised how many of you fags actually read that book

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

im surprised how many of you fags actually read that book

Gotta know the enemy to overcome it