How are you guys getting your shit clear?

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

im trying to have clear shit, is that hard to understand?

Then why didn't you just say so????? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

Find a good position. Make sure you are comfortable and can relax. Be sure you can clean up if a problem is to occur. Make sure you or your partner have good access to your anus.

Lubricate your anus. You might want syour partner to massage some lubricant inside your anus and rectum. This will help when the nozzle is inserted. You will want your anus to admit the nozzle so that you can relax.

As the nozzle is inserted, relax as it passes your sphincter. You might want to take a couple of deep breaths as it passes.

Relax, as your partner turns on the flow. Mentally picture yourself receiving it. A good partner will slow the flow if you experience any gripping. You may end up making a mess if you panic. Instead, try to relax, everything will be fine. If cramps come (and they probably will during your first enema) have your partner stop the flow, breath deep, and try massaging your stomach area.

If you feel the need to evacuate, ask your partner to stop the flow. Relax, the desire will pass as your colon relaxes.

You might feel your stomach expanding. Let it. Try to hold the enema for a few minutes.

When it is time to evacuate, take yourself (with the tube still in place) to the lavatory. Wait until you are in a position to evacuate before you remove the tube.

After you evacuate, take a deep breath and feel your lightness.

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

i dont get it? is this just a cry for attention or is there some meaning to this?

 

[alxmlr789 10+ year member]

Find a good position. Make sure you are comfortable and can relax. Be sure you can clean up if a problem is to occur. Make sure you or your partner have good access to your anus.
Lubricate your anus. You might want syour partner to massage some lubricant inside your anus and rectum. This will help when the nozzle is inserted. You will want your anus to admit the nozzle so that you can relax.

As the nozzle is inserted, relax as it passes your sphincter. You might want to take a couple of deep breaths as it passes.

Relax, as your partner turns on the flow. Mentally picture yourself receiving it. A good partner will slow the flow if you experience any gripping. You may end up making a mess if you panic. Instead, try to relax, everything will be fine. If cramps come (and they probably will during your first enema) have your partner stop the flow, breath deep, and try massaging your stomach area.

If you feel the need to evacuate, ask your partner to stop the flow. Relax, the desire will pass as your colon relaxes.

You might feel your stomach expanding. Let it. Try to hold the enema for a few minutes.

When it is time to evacuate, take yourself (with the tube still in place) to the lavatory. Wait until you are in a position to evacuate before you remove the tube.

After you evacuate, take a deep breath and feel your lightness.

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you know of this far too well..

 

[2002XLT 5,000+ posts]

i dont get it? is this just a cry for attention or is there some meaning to this?

OF COURSE THERE IS MEANING!! Everything at CA.com is meaningful!!

(No but seriously, take a look down the first 5 threads in lounge, factor in my last 15 minutes at work, and the fact that i want to smoke a fat doobie, put all that together and you have found your answer, young one)

 

[2002XLT 5,000+ posts]

Find a good position. Make sure you are comfortable and can relax. Be sure you can clean up if a problem is to occur. Make sure you or your partner have good access to your anus.
Lubricate your anus. You might want syour partner to massage some lubricant inside your anus and rectum. This will help when the nozzle is inserted. You will want your anus to admit the nozzle so that you can relax.

As the nozzle is inserted, relax as it passes your sphincter. You might want to take a couple of deep breaths as it passes.

Relax, as your partner turns on the flow. Mentally picture yourself receiving it. A good partner will slow the flow if you experience any gripping. You may end up making a mess if you panic. Instead, try to relax, everything will be fine. If cramps come (and they probably will during your first enema) have your partner stop the flow, breath deep, and try massaging your stomach area.

If you feel the need to evacuate, ask your partner to stop the flow. Relax, the desire will pass as your colon relaxes.

You might feel your stomach expanding. Let it. Try to hold the enema for a few minutes.

When it is time to evacuate, take yourself (with the tube still in place) to the lavatory. Wait until you are in a position to evacuate before you remove the tube.

After you evacuate, take a deep breath and feel your lightness.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif Hmmph....i have nothing to rebuttal.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

colon hydrotherapy is very good for you

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

Wait...if your shit is clear...how would you know when to stop wiping?

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Stunk like a mother****er.

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

ghost poopie ftl?

 

[SRim23 5,000+ posts]

OF COURSE THERE IS MEANING!! Everything at CA.com is meaningful!!


(No but seriously, take a look down the first 5 threads in lounge, factor in my last 15 minutes at work, and the fact that i want to smoke a fat doobie, put all that together and you have found your answer, young one)

just say no to drugs....and im not that young....

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Stunk like a mother****er.

Why the hell did you smell it? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[2002XLT 5,000+ posts]

Wait...if your shit is clear...how would you know when to stop wiping?

Quite a conundrum that is.

 

[mtlhead 10+ year member]

Quite a conundrum that is.

A mystery wrapped in an enigma...if you would.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Quite a conundrum that is.

Is that sorta like hemorrhoids? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif