Help. Weird shit happening today.

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

So today started pretty much like any other day. I woke up at 4am, hit snooze and woke up again at 4:09am. I showered and got ready for work and out the door I went.

On the way to work I was still out of it as usual and accidentally cut this guy off. Well he races up beside me and is just mean muggin me. I roll down my window and tell him "it's no problem man. I didn't hit you". This 50 year old ******* decides to call me a dumbass. So I lean into him and force him to the shoulder. When we came to a stop, I beat on his hood like a real G would. I saw that bitch *** dialin the popos on his cell. I called him a pussy and head back on my way.

As I'm creepin up near work I see some homies in the ghetto I know playing capture the flag. I decided to be late for work and join them for some honest fun. I see a sweet *** vantage point on top of the water tower, so I climb it. Next thing you know, 5.0 rolls up and my homies all have warrants so they book like nobodies business. I get down and as I am 3 rungs from getting down this ******* cop snatches me by my collar and throws me to the ground all yellin at me and shit. I tell him the story and he is all like ya, whatever. Tries saying I was gonna tag the water tower and shit. After hearing numerous gunshot calls over the radio(yet they have me detained) he finally opens the door and said I need to thank him. I politely told him Gs don't thank pigs. He then hands me a ticket for tresspass and says get the hell out.

While I am at work I hit my Visa accounts online to check balances and what not. I see this charge from the radisson for a smooth G. I'm like wtf? Then I remembered staying at that hotel with 4 of my real close buddies. I call the hotel for some 411. Bish there says we tore up da joint and were hittin teh blunts while we were there. Told me about pictures and shit. I told her I didn't sign no contract for them to charge me for damages. I'm thinkin bout reversing that shit, but I dunno.

So now I'm on my way home cruising down the road in my lifted suburban 2WD. I see these idiot street sweepers and roll right over em like a real badass. I was like bigfoot dawg.

My mind wanders again and I crept up to 80 in a 50 without realizing it. I of course get pulled over. This guy had some wood for me. Callin me son and shit. Gave me a ticket. Funny thing is he listed my shit as a GMC instead of a Chevy. Ima fight that ticket in court now I think.

So I need the forum to help me decide if I should fold, crumple or do a hybrid of both during my afternoon shit?

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[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

I lol'd

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

great...

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

DeMan pwns:fyi:

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I lol'd

great...

DeMan pwns:fyi:

How does this help me with my dillemma?
If you guys don't have any real positive input for me, then just don't post.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

How does this help me with my dillemma?
If you guys don't have any real positive input for me, then just don't post.

real G's dont ask for help dy pull out dem 9's and bust cap's.... yo. jigga jiga whaa

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Best bet is to soak in bleach. Cleans the body.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

real G's dont ask for help dy pull out dem 9's and bust cap's.... yo. jigga jiga whaa

I should bust a 9 in my own *** during my afternoon shit? That just seems odd.

Best bet is to soak in bleach. Cleans the body.

Should I not wipe before the anal bleaching?

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

I should bust a 9 in my own *** during my afternoon shit? That just seems odd.
Should I not wipe before the anal bleaching?

I'm not sure how it works. I just think this will solve your problem. Soak your whole body in it at the same time. Try not to focus so much on your ***.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

get urself a terky baster and inject the bleech in ur bunghole cavity

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

lmao..

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I'm not sure how it works. I just think this will solve your problem. Soak your whole body in it at the same time. Try not to focus so much on your ***.

It's hard not to focus on my *** while I'm packin my afternoon shit. I can't shit until I know how to handle the paper. This is becoming a conundrum.

It's going to take a whole lot of bleach to soak my obese body in. I think I will ask for donations to offset my cost. Besides me bleaching my body is good for everyone I think, so everyone should chip in.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

get urself a terky baster and inject the bleech in ur bunghole cavity

See, now you are just trying to turn me on.































































It's working //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif

 

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[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

See, now you are just trying to turn me on.































































It's working //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif

oh my goodness that made me "lol" really haha //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

ur crazy man.. but i like you, but ur crazy...