Guy that robbed me and a coworker at gunpoint added me as a friend on facebook.

[I Like Waffle]

Update! I LOLED. Ex gf apparently called him out on his FB. Feds are still looking for him on i think 10 felony charges

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

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[I Like Waffle]

Zoomed in...hope you guys can understand black.

 

[I Like Waffle]

Excuse me Mr. Keith Parker, it is customary to blur our the names of RL people when posting facebook funnies on the Internet. Call it the dignified thing to do. i.e. Don't be a faggot.

I am not keith parker, i didnt blur any names due to mr keith parker having multiple felony warrants out on him, so it doesnt matter. If youre a stalker and can find him you may get a reward.

 

[SPLluminator 10+ year member]

Id just follow the golden rule. Rob him back. Wtf is he gonna do? Call the cops? lol.

 

[I Like Waffle]

I meant blurring that mad black bitch's name out bro.

She needs to be questioned by the police as far as i can see, she apparently knows who is keeping him "out da town"

 

[martiandancer31 10+ year member]

Okay I tried again. That's his babby momma talkin all black?

brad also posted this on the facebook group and was kind enough to present us with a translation for white people:

"Basically some black chick who called out her apparent ex BF for having a 5 second ****, living off his girl, and robbing walmart."

 

[I Like Waffle]

Okay I tried again. That's his babby momma talkin all black?

Yea bro, black american english. I speak a little black let me translate for you what i can.

Im your ex girlfriend, i dont like your new girlfriend or you, she can have your lame ***. Youre poor, dont have anything, your ****** stamina is less than a minute. I wish you hadnt fathered my child. Your new girlfriend is stupid for harboring you out of town. I cannot wait till the police find you so you can do some jail time. Youre going to get fucked in the ***. Youre stupid for robbing walmart i mean seriously rob a real place. You better not come back in my part of town.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Why do people feel the need to type like how they would talk?

I can't understand a single word of what that girl typed.

 

[slammedincouch 10+ year member]

Easier to understand than that female tell you h'what