Gotta tell someone about my crazy night...

[JUHL 10+ year member]

whatsup, i gotta tell someone about this stupid shit lol.. check it out, heres a story about my crazy night...

i was at my GF's , she was supposed to take me home at 11, but waited until like 1:15... soo n e ways were getting ready to go, she finds out her car is outta gas, so we take her moms truck... then halfway there she tells me its messing a ****in headlight, and she doesnt have her liscense on her... so i told her to turn her brights on and drop me off outside of town to avoild any problems with town cops.... i run like 3 miles alll the way to my house, get inside, get out my laptop... shit wont work, so i got up to my room to check my router and shit, flip on the light and my ****ing 26 yr old brother that i barely ever see is laying in my bed sleepin im like.. " **** u doin?"

hes halfway asleep... hes like " i got locked outta my house dude "

then he goes... "and your gonna have to wash your bed tomorrow cuz kathleen was sleepin with me (my little sister) and she pissed all over"...

im like ****

so i turn on my router, that by the way he unplugged to have a fan on

HOLY **** right?

Click to read more...

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

wow! What an amazing night!

Something tells me this account is another member

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

your sister was sleeping with your brother? that is crazy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

This thread does not deliver.

Nothing riveting. Nothing compelling. Nothing.

NOTHING.

 

[JUHL 10+ year member]

yea sorry... shes like 4 years old... sorry for a lame thread fellas, i felt the need to tell someone about this

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

call your gf

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

yea sorry... shes like 4 years old... sorry for a lame thread fellas, i felt the need to tell someone about this

Next time you want to share something with us, stop, and think to yourself, "Is what I have to say more enjoyable then testing positive for herpes?"

 

[JUHL 10+ year member]

hmmm alright will do macho man...

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

Next time you want to share something with us, stop, and think to yourself, "Is what I have to say more enjoyable then testing positive for herpes?"

Best moment of my life! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

To put the cherry on top I also got the aids

 

[Doingstuffwell 10+ year member]

fail.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Best moment of my life! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
To put the cherry on top I also got the aids

sorry...i was supposed to tell you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

sorry...i was supposed to tell you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I guess it was kinda my fault for buying the condoms with vents.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

I did feel good using those condoms though

 

[dumple 5,000+ posts]

below par you get like a double bogey

 

[Steven206Seattl 10+ year member]

I did feel good using those condoms though

yeah they were real nice. My penis felt so free.