Girl Advice

[Sleeklsc 5,000+ posts]

good read....

 

[mikeyboc 10+ year member]

Thus the reason why you ask the friends you know to set you up ...
When you're trying to attract a girl, the last thing you want is for them to think you have no life ... and, if you're always available, that kind of implies you have no life ... Limit your availability to her ... Don't be an *** about it, just say you made plans with one of your friends (it helps if you ACTUALLY make plans with one of your friends, just so you don't get caught in a lie ... This assumes you have friends, of course) ...

I think we might be beating a dead horse here though.

 

[90accordman 5,000+ posts]

Thus the reason why you ask the friends you know to set you up ...When you're trying to attract a girl, the last thing you want is for them to think you have no life ... and, if you're always available, that kind of implies you have no life ... Limit your availability to her ... Don't be an *** about it, just say you made plans with one of your friends (it helps if you ACTUALLY make plans with one of your friends, just so you don't get caught in a lie ... This assumes you have friends, of course) ... When she asks you to break the plans (she will because she wants to boost her ego), say you can't do that (self-respect) ... When she starts begging or playing guilt trips (she will), say you have to start getting ready and you'll see her at work whenever ...

hence what i said before

 

[mikeyboc 10+ year member]

Probably ...
Best idea is to go Emo, since you're obviously already sad and depressed ... You'll fit right in and a lot of emo ****s are hot ... and ****ty ...

LOL.

Whatever you gotta do to get the lovin'. It's like most things, when you do it once, the rest will be easier.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I didn't read the whole thread, n00bx ...

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[mikeyboc 10+ year member]

I am still sticking with my advice of you getting a hooker. Not a cheap one, save for a bit, maybe even sell some shit, but get a nice one.

 

[sic402 10+ year member]

i say find a fat chick, they need love too! and because they dont have many choices they try harder.... definatly give the best head, but thats another story for the condom thread

 

[mikeyboc 10+ year member]

i say find a fat chick, they need love too! and because they dont have many choices they try harder.... definatly give the best head, but thats another story for the condom thread

Step away from the fat chicks. Tis better to drink until you pass out, then drink until a fat chick looks thin or hot.

 

[bizflawless 5,000+ posts]

i say find a fat chick, they need love too! and because they dont have many choices they try harder.... definatly give the best head, but thats another story for the condom thread

fat bitches need love too....but they sure aint gettin it from me!

 

[Sleeklsc 5,000+ posts]

Thus the reason why you ask the friends you know to set you up ...
When you're trying to attract a girl, the last thing you want is for them to think you have no life ... and, if you're always available, that kind of implies you have no life ... Limit your availability to her ... Don't be an *** about it, just say you made plans with one of your friends (it helps if you ACTUALLY make plans with one of your friends, just so you don't get caught in a lie ... This assumes you have friends, of course) ... When she asks you to break the plans (she will because she wants to boost her ego), say you can't do that (self-respect) ... When she starts begging or playing guilt trips (she will), say you have to start getting ready and you'll see her at work whenever ...

i played sorta the opposite role and i've been in a great realationship for 1 yr. But it's different becuase we only see each other on weekends...usually 3 days out of the week we spend 24 hr's/day together.

Im an a$$ though so that might make up for me not goin out to much, as i work a late 2nd shift...(good excuse for me not liking poeple/ not goin out often)

i suggest drinking alot and getting laid...That will lead to greater confidence thus leading you to being able to approach girls knowing you can lay the pipe...Atleast in your mind that is..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

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and biz, id marry the *** in your avatar. You never gave us anymore pics. who would go to a big girl after that ***....

 

[KadenDark 10+ year member]

I would suggest just making a move to kiss her or something. I was/am an idiot like you. I was always afraid of what would happen. Well, something does happen...you get laid. It took me a great amount of alcohol to build up the courage. This hoe, however, has got you in the friend zone.

i would tend to agree with the whole friend zone just cuz she dosent talk about him (the boyfriend) dosent mean that she's into however it dosent mean that shes not... girls leave there current B/F for a new guys ALL the time and for not much. if i were you i would ask if she had one or not, she could have been talking about a EX. then if its all good ask her to a movie or some other non-work break thing... i dunno just an idea

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

No. It's simply because I don't know how to get any. That and I never really have tried.

but I thought you told me you enjoyed three-ways with your mommy and pet dog Bandit......or was that just made up? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[davidtemple 10+ year member]

nah she is not for you, if she really liked you for more than a friend she would leave her boyfriend first!~

 

[99gtxgolfer 10+ year member]

ok............. well first u gotta say hi my name is so n so.
thats the first step.

2nd step is hey what u doing tonight? or today or w/e.

3rd. if nothing ask her out.

4th. take her out

5th. then go from there.

its the "then go from there" part that most peeps dont get. like me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif