gf pregnant?

[NeverEnuffBass 10+ year member]

I say .....FALCON PUNCH!~ or push her down the stairs.
makes an abortion A LOT cheaper.

I heard njizm did free abortions with a coat hanger.

Coat hanger & lighter method FTW

OP: You'll be alright give it a few more days.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

lmao at all the guys who say they have like 8 inch dicks! the avg size of the American males penis (black or white) is 5.5-6.5 inches and 4-5 inches of girth. now there are exceptions but i highly doubt all these ppl who are saying this shit really are telling the truth. they always say the people who talk about size and say they have it are the ones who dont.

fail

 

[Racerx250 10+ year member]

lol @ the o.p. actually lmao at the op

 

[kush-divinity 10+ year member]

Dawg, sometimes my wifey was a month late. Not every woman is on a precise schedule. I remember a few years ago, she was 6 months late, but didn't gain an ounce. She tested negative every time for pregnancy, so we went to the doctor. He said all was okie, told me privately that we needed really rough ***. I went home and did it superhardcoreupsidedownofftheporch, and she started in 20 minutes. And she wasn't on birth control, and we never used a rubber, so you can see why we were scared......

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

lmao at all the guys who say they have like 8 inch dicks! the avg size of the American males penis (black or white) is 5.5-6.5 inches and 4-5 inches of girth. now there are exceptions but i highly doubt all these ppl who are saying this shit really are telling the truth. they always say the people who talk about size and say they have it are the ones who dont.

Sounds like you wanna see c0k pix.

How the fuk can the average be between 5.5 and 6.5? That would make the average 6. You fail at math and having a respectable sized wiener

 

[adas Pro Seller]

i'm about 3.5" erect, does that mean i should kill myself

ouch //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif Hope your great with your tongue.

 

[atlninja82 10+ year member]

ok well im not 5 inches. im like 6 and a half. sorry i dont have an 8 inch dick. and it was fine the whole time but i think it unrolled from like pulling out and switching positions and stuff so thats how it fell off. its not that it was too small. but she still hasnt started it. im just hoping she will start soon.

 

[Pop da Hatch 10+ year member]

ok well im not 5 inches. im like 6 and a half. sorry i dont have an 8 inch dick. and it was fine the whole time but i think it unrolled from like pulling out and switching positions and stuff so thats how it fell off. its not that it was too small. but she still hasnt started it. im just hoping she will start soon.

she looks pretty hot, nice.

 

[Andrizzle 10+ year member]

Stick a steak knife up her box. It will start then.

 

[deLeo 10+ year member]

every month im like //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/scared.gif.f134e57c6c93ccd0f15aa5ac32c7d4a0.gif

same for me

birthcontrol has a 99.7%chance of her not being preg but theres a .3%chance she is. stress causes late periods. i really doubt ur in the .3%range

 

[k_schutte 10+ year member]

This thread....

I don't even know what to say.... good luck i guess... maybe next time don't try putting a 22" tire on 14" rim...?

 

[atlninja82 10+ year member]

well if it werent for me being drunk i would have felt it fall off.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

ok well im not 5 inches. im like 6 and a half. sorry i dont have an 8 inch dick. and it was fine the whole time but i think it unrolled from like pulling out and switching positions and stuff so thats how it fell off. its not that it was too small. but she still hasnt started it. im just hoping she will start soon.

If you didn't feel it fall off you're not big enough for a magnum.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Needle dick needle dick needle dick Needle dick needle dick needle dick/ waterboy

 

[k_schutte 10+ year member]

Seriously dude... stop talking about itfalling off... shit is TOO funny!!

I personaly had to use a Mag once because that is all that was left at the gas station. I just put it on, blew a bunch of air into it, snapped a rubber band toward the base adn PRESTO 12" penis //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Seriously though, my girlfriend has been late a bunch of times, anywhere from a day to almost a week. When she switched B.C. she just completely missed it once.... Wait a few days, if nothing happens THEN push her down the stairs.