Getting into a fight. Need advice?

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

why doesnt she just get a restraining order?

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

I'm not claiming to be a ***** just being realistic. You wouldn't pretend you could whoop Rampage Jackson would you?

If you want to go there, then i could make a rebuttle (sp?) by saying, i would smart enough to not tell Rampage that i would whopp his *** next time i saw him //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Look past the pussy part and look at my advice, its solid //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

She isn't the type to do something like that. She's a huge softie. Plus the jackass would most likely end up hitting her or something.

she got weight issues brah?

 

[150dbs 10+ year member]

ya sry to rip off the 80's saying but dont let your mouth write checks your *** can't cash. that whole thing bout u pepper spraying him first then hittin him, man that is like the most hilarious thing ive heard in a while. best thing you can do is carry a baseball bat or blunt object around with you. then when you pull that shiz out he will turn around and run the other way. or just walk up behind him and tap his shoulder and when he turns around bang on that fool. kinda pansyish but u need all the advantage u can. also roll of nickels in fist or a bic lighter works too for more force

 

[CHEMMINS 10+ year member]

Swift kick to the inside of the knee. He will drop. Soccer kick to the face. Climb on top.....ground pound.

Make sure he swings/contacts first.

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

Now because you suggest this is for your girl and i believe in treating women well i will give you this bit of advice. If you are the pussy that you are claiming to be then you need a weapon apparently. Guns are for bigger pussies. Get a baseball bat or something, get him to come to your property, then when he calls the cops you can claim it was self defense, your girl will obviously defend that story. Beat the life out of him, make sure he learns his lesson.
Or do like a normal person would in the situation and get a R.O. and let the police deal with it.

you're just as pu55y as the OP

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

ya sry to rip off the 80's saying but dont let your mouth write checks your *** can't cash. that whole thing bout u pepper spraying him first then hittin him, man that is like the most hilarious thing ive heard in a while. best thing you can do is carry a baseball bat or blunt object around with you. then when you pull that shiz out he will turn around and run the other way. or just walk up behind him and tap his shoulder and when he turns around bang on that fool. kinda pansyish but u need all the advantage u can. also roll of nickels in fist or a bic lighter works too for more force

You dont get more force with quarters/nickels/pennies. It keeps your fist solid the whole time. nickels are perfect in my fist, but ive only needed them once.

 

[oxsign 5,000+ posts]

Now because you suggest this is for your girl and i believe in treating women well i will give you this bit of advice. If you are the pussy that you are claiming to be then you need a weapon apparently. Guns are for bigger pussies. Get a baseball bat or something, get him to come to your property, then when he calls the cops you can claim it was self defense, your girl will obviously defend that story. Beat the life out of him, make sure he learns his lesson.
Or do like a normal person would in the situation and get a R.O. and let the police deal with it.

THIS. You need to call the cops and get a RO. Otherwise this guy is gonna beat your *** and keep messing with your girl cause you got your *** beat by him. Grow up and do things the right way. If your girl can't/wont defend herself at work from this a$$hole, then I think you'll have more issues on your hands than just this one guy in the future.

 

[misfit138 5,000+ posts]

Don't get yourself hurt, man. Standing up for your girl is all well & good, but she really shouldn't put you in a position where you might get your ass beat.

The fact that she WANTS you to fight this guy is pretty strange.

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

you're just as pu55y as the OP

Why, because im making a suggesting.

Oh, wait. It cant be because you are assuming that i would use a baseball bat or something when you dont know anything about me. Assumptions are a bitch and now you are an idiot. Way to go sport. What else is going to come from that smart ass mouth ?

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

Don't get yourself hurt, man. Standing up for your girl is all well & good, but she really shouldn't put you in a position where you might get your ass beat.
The fact that she WANTS you to fight this guy is pretty strange.

This. My ex always told me to forget about it and let her cheer me up. Never had a girl that wanted me to fight for her. maybe self confidence issues where she wants to know that she is worth fighting over or something, low self esteem and self worth ?

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

pu55ies makes pu55y suggestions.

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

OP, how stable is this dude anyway.

Whats to say, you cheat, beat the fuck out of him and he comes with a .45 and shows you what an ass beating feels like. Not worth that is it ?

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Dump her. No decent woman would ask their current boyfriend to get into a fight with an old one. She's being selfish and putting you in harm's way because she wont take care of her own problems.

A baseball bat beating will only get you thrown in jail. Pretty much any weapon would. You need to extract yourself from this problem, and from that blood ******* woman.

But, make sure you piihb first.

 

[da box king 10+ year member]

Just run an grab the dude by the throat....the biggest sob can't do nothing when he's got his throat being strangled, not to mention he'll be in shock for the first couple seconds, and that's when you don't play fair