Funny Stories

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

Anyhow this is more of a disgusting/funny/weird story all into one. So to give you a little info:

THe story is about my other brother who has schizophrenia and the story is told to me by his friend, who witnessed the events.

Anyhow, so my brother and two his two friends are staying in a camper outside his friends parents house. We'll call the friends John and Jim. So John and Jim decide they want to go and get some weed, so right as they are leaving, John's mother brings them some bbq chicken to the camper. They leave and comeback to an awful site. My brother was rubbing the bbq chicken on his dick and letting the dog lick it off. John's stepfather comes running out of the house hearing all the comotion going on, and he says to my brother, I don't know what you're doing to my dog, but you better leave. So anyhow, what brings this up is my brother is in his room right now with the door closed and the dog is in there. Should I slide a bottle of bbq sauce under the door?

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[wlmrs 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif Do it!!

 

[hoodkid 10+ year member]

sure why not......

 

[Jordantyler 10+ year member]

haah do it!ur brothers a prev

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

haah do it!ur brothers a prev

lol, I brought it up in front of my dad one time and my brother started going crazy throwing things around the house. Don't feel like getting kicked out tonight, but I should do it.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Oh shit that is funny stuff there. I would pos. rep you if I didnt do it earlier.

LMAO!!

Do it anyway!

 

[Jordantyler 10+ year member]

Lol!

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

schizophrenia+chicken+dog=finger lickin good

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

Lol, I slid a couple packets of ketchup under his door, we are out of bbq sauce, plus I'd have to open the door to get a bottle in there and I don't want to be scarred for the rest of my life from what I might see.

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

Sad thing is he's 22 and still a virgin. Only ****** activity he's ever been involved in was getting head from a dog, a male dog at that.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Sad thing is he's 22 and still a virgin. Only ****** activity he's ever been involved in was getting head from a dog, a male dog at that.

How many brothers you got? I take it this isnt the brother we were talking about earlier then?

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

How many brothers you got? I take it this isnt the brother we were talking about earlier then?

2, they are twins. No, it's the other twin brother. I don't get along with him, I get along with the brother whose g/f's I ****. If that makes any sense.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

2, they are twins. No, it's the other twin brother. I don't get along with him, I get along with the brother whose g/f's I ****. If that makes any sense.

I think I seen you on the Jerry Springer show!

Yep I am sure it was you now!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

I think I seen you on the Jerry Springer show!



































Yep I am sure it was you now!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Not I, but I know someone that was on the Springer show, they offered to pay $100 for the person to fight.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Not I, but I know someone that was on the Springer show, they offered to pay $100 for the person to fight.

Yeah I figured they did that. If I am not mistaken he has a movie out about that show. Kinda gave away his secerts of the show. I only watch it when I am really depressed. It makes me feel alot better about my life,lol!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif