I never said you were an idiot and I never said you don't know anything. What I have said is that you are wrong. I'm sorry that you act like a child when you hear that. The people who think they're getting actual power readings from measuring like this are wrong and I would tell that to anybody who things otherwise.
I have told you before but you either don't understand or you didn't ever read it.
I would love to do that on my own if I had the equipment and time.
For starters, you need a purely resistive load that can handle large amounts of power and not heat up much. I know places sell them because I have seen then at work. They are large metal bars like you would see on a furnace or heater and they dip down into a 5 gallon bucket like container. If you attach that load to your amp and set the gains with a scope, you will be able to measure the actual power of the amp while playing pink noise through it. In this case, using a nice scope and nice clamp meter will be able to give you a much, much, more accurate number.