ever fart so bad you offend yourself?

[AT@T tech 10+ year member]

i dont fart

everyone farts and yes even women do. all of your wives,girlfriends,sisters,moms,and even you old grandma even fart. if they say they don't they are a liar!!!1:naughty:

 

[Tinker 10+ year member]

I was in "Everything Mart" one time and I was in an isle all to myself, Cut a nasty ***, stink'n, curl your nose hair fart. About that time, about 5 or 6 people came walking around the corner. I was all alone in my own stank. I left them with it, but I had to laugh.

 

[Tinker 10+ year member]

everyone farts and yes even women do. all of your wives,girlfriends,sisters,moms,and even you old grandma even fart. if they say they don't they are a liar!!!1:naughty:

Grandma cuts some good ones

 

[MassOccur 10+ year member]

My grandmother's farts are horribly loud, and she don't give a ****. When I was younger she was standing @ the grocery store isle @ the checkout with like 5 people behind us and she cringed for a second, then let er loose. Everyone behind us was gasping and the only thing she said was, "Don't sniff too hard, there's enough for everybody."

 

[AT@T tech 10+ year member]

My grandmother's farts are horribly loud, and she don't give a ****. When I was younger she was standing @ the grocery store isle @ the checkout with like 5 people behind us and she cringed for a second, then let er loose. Everyone behind us was gasping and the only thing she said was, "Don't sniff too hard, there's enough for everybody."

i think mine farted when she was in the coffin. they say when the body is decaying exess gasses leave the body:laugh:

 

[klepto 10+ year member]

The trick is to spin after you fart and cut off the tail so it doesent follow you.

 

[Tinker 10+ year member]

My grandmother's farts are horribly loud, and she don't give a ****. When I was younger she was standing @ the grocery store isle @ the checkout with like 5 people behind us and she cringed for a second, then let er loose. Everyone behind us was gasping and the only thing she said was, "Don't sniff too hard, there's enough for everybody."

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[MassOccur 10+ year member]

The trick is to spin after you fart and cut off the tail so it doesent follow you.

Yeah, that spreads it equally everywhere.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

everyone farts and yes even women do. all of your wives,girlfriends,sisters,moms,and even you old grandma even fart. if they say they don't they are a liar!!!1:naughty:

nope. I dont fart. I have an extra lung attached to my colon that uses all of the internal gas created.

I bought a kit on ebay.

 

[Tinker 10+ year member]

I eat gassious food just so I can fart. I love sticking people with the smell.