ever fart so bad you offend yourself?

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

someone light a match.

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[ruger 10+ year member]

yea i do that at work, depending on what i ate at lunch.

trick is just keep walking

 

[AT@T tech 10+ year member]

i made my cats leave the room. lighting farts is a great hobby when your drunk!!!!

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

once i made my mom pull over so she could dry heive....

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

No, but sometimes when I feel like being alone, I fart in front of my wife and kids. Never fails to earn me that time away from it all that I so justly deserve.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I made my girlfriends one kid throw up once from one of my farts. It made me a little offended. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

Just...................NOW...............ahhh..................

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Today on campus while waiting on the shuttle I let one rip.. Noone was around, or so I thought! Bout the time I let it rip I notice a black chick had just walked behind me! She was giving me one hell of a funny look..It was great..

 

[brock86gn 10+ year member]

yea i do that at work, depending on what i ate at lunch. trick is just keep walking

LOL thats called crop dusting!

 

[photocrazy8 10+ year member]

its best go fart when playing video games with many people in a small room //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif lets ya win

 

[AT@T tech 10+ year member]

No, but sometimes when I feel like being alone, I fart in front of my wife and kids. Never fails to earn me that time away from it all that I so justly deserve.

my wife kicked me out of bed and made me sleep on the couch.she got mad at me from sticking her head under the covers as i had stink ***!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[ruger 10+ year member]

egg's, beans, orange juice, milk.......... mmmm teh aroma.

 

[AT@T tech 10+ year member]

try some cooked cabbage,dark beer,and some bbq.= stink *** maybe a shart!!!

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i dont fart

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

i dont fart

Do you shit?