do people at your work ever piss you off!?!?!?!?

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

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i know it makes no sense. but i like boobies.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

whats the best one you ever heard

I'm on life support, and its too cold outside for you to turn off my electric, im calling the news if you dont turn my power on, if my electric isnt on and something happens to me im holding you personally responsible, This is your fault, i know the mayor, govener, president of aep,etc. etc. etc

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

can ya tell me what's the best excuse, as i owe mine now.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

with me, the truth and calling before the day or day before you are gonna get disconnected work well for me. just let me know you cant pay the bill, and let me know how much u can pay and i'll work with you. but get an attitude with me and nothing is gonna get resolved.

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

I'm on life support, and its too cold outside for you to turn off my electric, im calling the news if you dont turn my power on, if my electric isnt on and something happens to me im holding you personally responsible, This is your fault, i know the mayor, govener, president of aep,etc. etc. etc

we wouldn't fill some guys lortab and he claimed he "runs with the sheriff and would get us all fired" (go figure??)

I told him the sheriff was my uncle and he just walked off............that was hilarious!!! (but the sheriff really is my uncle so it makes it even funnier!!)

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

with me, the truth and calling before the day or day before you are gonna get disconnected work well for me. just let me know you cant pay the bill, and let me know how much u can pay and i'll work with you. but get an attitude with me and nothing is gonna get resolved.

Mike at his best right there

 

[gator4life 10+ year member]

My doctor perscribed me lexapro 10mg for anxiety. So now the customers at the Albertsons I work at never bother me. I used to get wound up by customers real easy. It's like they knew exactly what buttons to push. Now none of their bull ish phases me.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

Medicated ftmfw

Gator Bait.

 

[trunks9_us 10+ year member]

I'm on life support, and its too cold outside for you to turn off my electric, im calling the news if you dont turn my power on, if my electric isnt on and something happens to me im holding you personally responsible, This is your fault, i know the mayor, govener, president of aep,etc. etc. etc

lol to that.

heres my new job and the ill say my old job.

currently i work in a ware house by myself over night i am basically a service stand for a onsight location for another company these people are mexican who can not speak english! they say blah blah blah and i am like what??? and as fdor my bosses there to **** shitty to tell me things to my face they see me everyy morning for a hr and they got the balls to tell me how i dont do there shit they way they want it on a email every ****ing day a ****ing email and they dont even explain it right so i cant understand what they want.

my old job i was a manager at pizza hut. that should be enough!

but gosh what people would do for a free pizza, heres some ex. my pizza had a rat in it! of course i am the one who cooked it delivered it and and cut it but they still got the ballz to call back and say shit like that.

one said my pizza is cold even though we have warmers that keep them warm for 2 hrs and u get your pizza in 45 min wtf! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

another one person calls in for order and says i want this and i say 30-45 min they call back in 20 min where s my pizza? ppl are dumb shits

i got more but ill comment lter

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

I was thinkin of tryin that Lunesta sleeping pill, i saw commercials on it and says how you can get 8 hours of sleep everynight ha

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

lol to that.
heres my new job and the ill say my old job.

currently i work in a ware house by myself over night i am basically a service stand for a onsight location for another company these people are mexican who can not speak english! they say blah blah blah and i am like what??? and as fdor my bosses there to **** shitty to tell me things to my face they see me everyy morning for a hr and they got the balls to tell me how i dont do there shit they way they want it on a email every ****ing day a ****ing email and they dont even explain it right so i cant understand what they want.

my old job i was a manager at pizza hut. that should be enough!

but gosh what people would do for a free pizza, heres some ex. my pizza had a rat in it! of course i am the one who cooked it delivered it and and cut it but they still got the ballz to call back and say shit like that.

one said my pizza is cold even though we have warmers that keep them warm for 2 hrs and u get your pizza in 45 min wtf! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

another one person calls in for order and says i want this and i say 30-45 min they call back in 20 min where s my pizza? ppl are dumb shits

i got more but ill comment lter

I worked at Pizza Hut when i was 18, they had the shittiest delivery car EVER!

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

one lady came in to buy some actifed and she kept sniffing/coughing/sneezing (in that order) for seriously about 5 mins (they fake bein sick to justify/not feel so conscience about their purchase)

so whenever she fake sneezed, i fake sneezed, whenever she fake sniffed, i fake sniffed, whenever she fake coughed, i faked coughed.

The 2 other techs a cashier and the pharmacist were cracking up laughing right in front of her and she kept lookin around wonderin why everyone was laughin.........

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

with me, the truth and calling before the day or day before you are gonna get disconnected work well for me. just let me know you cant pay the bill, and let me know how much u can pay and i'll work with you. but get an attitude with me and nothing is gonna get resolved.

yeah. well, that's what i usually do. just thought maybe there was an excuse that worked better than honesty. goddam real world.

 

[gator4life 10+ year member]

Yeah that's cool. I have insomnia also, my doc said the lexapro would help that. It hasn't so he is gonna perscribe some ambien I think. I think it is some pretty potent ish from what I've heard.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

I was thinkin of tryin that Lunesta sleeping pill, i saw commercials on it and says how you can get 8 hours of sleep everynight ha

it's pretty high (about $10-15 PER PILL).......non addictive though (ftw)

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i don't even sleep 8 hours normally durin the week, insomnia ftl, i can only seem to go to sleep after i take a hot shower before i go to bed, i guess it relaxes my whole body and makes me fall asleep faster.

 

[pitbull12888]

i go to sleep at 7 or 8 am and wake up at 10:30 - 11