diarrhea

[sdmtnbiker420 10+ year member]

Gotta love the shits where it feels like you're whipping Peanut butter off your a55.The Never ending whip.

oh man.

how about the alcohol shits, after a night of drinking, where you run to the toilet and juice just shoot out your ***!

 

[JT1979 10+ year member]

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

you guys are smooth.......stop eatin so much junk/fast food

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

oh man.
how about the alcohol shits, after a night of drinking, where you run to the toilet and juice just shoot out your ***!

Those I lovingly refer to as "beer shits".

Experienced many of those in college as well. Cheap beer combined with crappy food=pissing out of your ***.

I hate it when after you're done wiping your ******* burns for a few minutes.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Holy shit, i'm dyin over here.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

don't you hate it when you have diarrhea and you run to the toilet only to realize its almost too late, and you have to stand straight up as stiff as you can with your back to the toilet seat, waiting for the butt hole pain to go away while you try to slowly ease your boxers off side to side while trying to keep your butt cheeks tight, as to avoid squirtage, and then squat down with the quickness to not get the brown liquid all over your cheeks/toilet/floor?

good lord george T.M.I. ..... all i can say is when ur slidding in to third.......... cha cha cha!

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

Those I lovingly refer to as "beer shits".
Experienced many of those in college as well. Cheap beer combined with crappy food=pissing out of your ***.

I hate it when after you're done wiping your ******* burns for a few minutes.

The burning sucks.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

The burning sucks.

I always end up wadding some toilet paper and shoving it between my buttcheeks for a few minutes.

Seems to alleviate the burning.

 

[JT1979 10+ year member]

I'd be pissed and LMFAO at the same time

 

[Qbenjamin 10+ year member]

You ever farted, and it stunk so bad that YOU tried to run away from it?

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[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

i refer to it as beer shits as well. they **** ***.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Can't say I have ever really shit myself..But I have left skid marks on several occasions..I hate it when you think you have to fart, but aren't really sure..You let it rip anyway and end up realizing it was crap..So you pucker up your butthole to cut it off..Those ****..

I have also about shit myself working out before.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

You ever farted, and it stunk so bad that YOU tried to run away from it?
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On too many occasions.

Another unfortunate side effect of cheap beer is god awful farts and unholy smelling shits.

I've held my breath on occasions.

 

[JT1979 10+ year member]

Can't say I have ever really shit myself..But I have left skid marks on several occasions..I hate it when you think you have to fart, but aren't really sure..You let it rip anyway and end up realizing it was crap..So you pucker up your butthole to cut it off..Those ****..
I have also about shit myself working out before.

Thats when the prarie dog sticks his head out of the hole and checks things out.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I have a room mate who shit his bed after a night of hard drinking. The next day he wakes up and is like, "I may have a story to tell you guys later from last night." me and one of my other room mates asked if he puked in his room real bad, he says no, then we ask if he peed, his answer was worse, the I go, "Did you shit yourself?" He answered yes, it was horrible. I couldn't help it, I think that was the hardest I had ever laughed in my life. The better part is that my last room mate went to the same party and got drunk, he woke up in the middle of the night, moved his clothes from in front of his mini fridge and proceeded to take a piss on it. Great college stories.

That same thing happened to a friend of mine..However he also had crap on his wall AND ceiling! Cannot figure out how it got on the ceiling..My theory is that sometime when he was passed out he felt something..Reached down and grabbed some crap, he realizes what it is, gets pissed off, and throws it..Only thing I could come up with.