diarrhea

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

don't you hate it when you have diarrhea and you run to the toilet only to realize its almost too late, and you have to stand straight up as stiff as you can with your back to the toilet seat, waiting for the butt hole pain to go away while you try to slowly ease your boxers off side to side while trying to keep your butt cheeks tight, as to avoid squirtage, and then squat down with the quickness to not get the brown liquid all over your cheeks/toilet/floor?

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[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

cant say i have that problem. i usually just go to the bathroom when i need to crap. i dont wait till i am about to explode.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

all i can say is...sharting FTL.

 

[9512ds 5,000+ posts]

Word.. I hate the flu

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

cant say i have that problem. i usually just go to the bathroom when i need to crap. i dont wait till i am about to explode.

ca.com is addicting. makes me hold my poop as long as i possibly can to get my post count up

 

[Airman21 10+ year member]

lol some of these threads lately they are funny... and yes i hate diarrhea

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Word.. I hate the flu

i dont have the flu //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

worst was at school during a test, had to crap, was almost in tears.

 

[brchd]

i shit my pants today at work.

 

[poundindak69]

ca.com is addicting. makes me hold my poop as long as i possibly can to get my post count up

thats why you have a laptop so you can sit on the shitter and still get your post count up!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

brcd and azbass: once again, one of the few times i litterally LOL'd

 

[9512ds 5,000+ posts]

i dont have the flu //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Didnt say you did, just referring to the time i have diarrhea the most

 

[TheFiverMan 10+ year member]

worst was at school during a test, had to crap, was almost in tears.

yeah ive had that happen..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/graduate.gif.d982460be9f153bb54e5d4cb744f6ae8.gif

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

i have shit my pants before //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[sdmtnbiker420 10+ year member]

that happened to me once swimming at the beach

i just pulled my shorts and crapped in the water

then, as i was walking back to shore, I saw a girl frolicking with her boyfriend, i saw her curiously pick up a piece of my diahhrea with her hand, and hold it to her face, and then flung it with a serious look of disgust on her face!!!

I am a sick man!!!