diarrhea

[JT1979 10+ year member]

You ever farted, and it stunk so bad that YOU tried to run away from it?
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Everyday! Comming back from Daytona this past weekend, my wife and kids were all sleeping. All windows up and I let one go. they all 3 woke up and started yelling and coughing. It was FUNNY AS SHIT! Of course me being me locked the power windows and sucked it up and laughed!

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Can't say I have ever really shit myself..But I have left skid marks on several occasions..I hate it when you think you have to fart, but aren't really sure..You let it rip anyway and end up realizing it was crap..So you pucker up your butthole to cut it off..Those ****..
I have also about shit myself working out before.

hahahahaha

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

i'm not on my game tonight //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif pics = noob at best.. but

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I can remember 2 times in the past month when I have had to quit my workout to take a crap so I wouldn't take it on myself..One time I was squating, the other I was doing bent over rows.

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

i refer to it as beer shits as well. they **** ***.

Beer shits is the proper vernacular.

 

[JT1979 10+ year member]

I can remember 2 times in the past month when I have had to quit my workout to take a crap so I wouldn't take it on myself..One time I was squating, the other I was doing bent over rows.

Squats and diarrhea dont mix well at all.

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

Im a scatman, scibbydooobopp!

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

hhahahaha too funny

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

ca.com is addicting. makes me hold my poop as long as i possibly can to get my post count up

LOL. That was priceless!

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

I smell an epic thread brewing.

Oh wait, that was me......

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

Ha speaking of nasty farts, today I was in AP Calculus and the guy next to me was asking me for some help, so I just kinda leaned over and ripped one in the middle of the teachers lecture. The guy jumped up and screamed you nasty bastard and changed seats lol

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Meh, once was enough and the thread's dead anyways...

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I like eating corn and then watching it come back out

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

I smell an epic thread brewing.
Oh wait, that was me......

haha

tigerbass: sorry, i tired //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

haha
tigerbass: sorry, i tired //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif

Oh, it's probably for the best I retracted my comment. If you REALLY want to see it (which I wouldn't advise), I posted it in the "What happened to my avatar" thread also.