diarrhea

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

I had a type 4 today, //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Glided right out. My favorite shits are the ones that require the least effort. Sometimes I feel like i'm gonna have a brain aneurism while taking a shit.

Maybe I need more fiber.

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

thats why you have a laptop so you can sit on the shitter and still get your post count up!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

I seen a person say they done that with a psp :/

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

the shits where you dont have to wipe much are the best,

but then the pasty ones, that make a mess, ftl.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

the shits where you dont have to wipe much are the best,

but then the pasty ones, that make a mess, ftl.

Clean shits are nice too. But I always feel that with the clean shit i'm inevitably going to miss the one piece of shit that is actually there.

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

hate them sneeky shits, where you feel like your sphincter exploded. but when you check teh toilet there is nothing there.

i literally have no sphincter

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

i literally have no sphincter

???

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

i literally have no sphincter

OK loosy.

 

[JT1979 10+ year member]

that happened to me once swimming at the beach
i just pulled my shorts and crapped in the water

then, as i was walking back to shore, I saw a girl frolicking with her boyfriend, i saw her curiously pick up a piece of my diahhrea with her hand, and hold it to her face, and then flung it with a serious look of disgust on her face!!!

I am a sick man!!!

LMFAO:bowdown:

I shit in a river once. Everything floated down stream to where everyone was swimming.

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

I have a room mate who shit his bed after a night of hard drinking. The next day he wakes up and is like, "I may have a story to tell you guys later from last night." me and one of my other room mates asked if he puked in his room real bad, he says no, then we ask if he peed, his answer was worse, the I go, "Did you shit yourself?" He answered yes, it was horrible. I couldn't help it, I think that was the hardest I had ever laughed in my life. The better part is that my last room mate went to the same party and got drunk, he woke up in the middle of the night, moved his clothes from in front of his mini fridge and proceeded to take a piss on it. Great college stories.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

OK loosy.

i had surgery on my butt when i was a infant.

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

When you hear something fall and you don't know what it is....

 

[JT1979 10+ year member]

Gotta love the shits where it feels like you're whipping Peanut butter off your a55.

The Never ending whip.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Tmi

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

I have a room mate who shit his bed after a night of hard drinking. The next day he wakes up and is like, "I may have a story to tell you guys later from last night." me and one of my other room mates asked if he puked in his room real bad, he says no, then we ask if he peed, his answer was worse, the I go, "Did you shit yourself?" He answered yes, it was horrible. I couldn't help it, I think that was the hardest I had ever laughed in my life. The better part is that my last room mate went to the same party and got drunk, he woke up in the middle of the night, moved his clothes from in front of his mini fridge and proceeded to take a piss on it. Great college stories.

One night after gettin crunk i was crashing on couch at a friends house.

The guy sleeping in the chair next to me stands up, unzips his pants, and proceeds to piss all over the coffee table. Then he casually zips up and falls back asleep.

Good times.