diarrhea

[9512ds 5,000+ posts]

Lawl

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

that happened to me once swimming at the beach
i just pulled my shorts and crapped in the water

then, as i was walking back to shore, I saw a girl frolicking with her boyfriend, i saw her curiously pick up a piece of my diahhrea with her hand, and hold it to her face, and then flung it with a serious look of disgust on her face!!!

I am a sick man!!!

hHAHAHAHHAHAH

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

DUDE IM ****ING CRYING RIGHT NOW!!!

 

[Max_Power 10+ year member]

...... That is all!

 

[brchd]

i was standing up taking a wizz and i thought i was going to just drop some bass and fart, then i felt that warm wet shit run down my leg. i was like man wtf? why me? why at work of all places??? so i just took my underwear off threw them in the garbage(covered with some paper) and free balled it the rest of the day.

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

yeah ive had that happen..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/graduate.gif.d982460be9f153bb54e5d4cb744f6ae8.gif

WTF me too! During a standardized test no less, came back from a 20 min. shit, still finished the test and told everyone my grandma died and had to go to the bathroom to call my mom about the death //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[brchd]

that happened to me once swimming at the beach
i just pulled my shorts and crapped in the water

then, as i was walking back to shore, I saw a girl frolicking with her boyfriend, i saw her curiously pick up a piece of my diahhrea with her hand, and hold it to her face, and then flung it with a serious look of disgust on her face!!!

I am a sick man!!!

lmao

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

i was standing up taking a wizz and i thought i was going to just drop some bass and fart, then i felt that warm wet shit run down my leg. i was like man wtf? why me? why at work of all places??? so i just took my underwear off threw them in the garbage(covered with some paper) and free balled it the rest of the day.

i swear to god i think this thread has some of the best stories ever!

i have crapped my pants more than once btw...

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

WTF me too! During a standardized test no less, came back from a 20 min. shit, still finished the test and told everyone my grandma died and had to go to the bathroom to call my mom about the death //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

funny how humans think they're so unique....yet everyone deals with the same shits

 

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

Sneeze while doing the butt-squeeze shuffle.

 

[IgnoreMe 5,000+ posts]

Sneeze while doing the butt-squeeze shuffle.

deathwish

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

hate them sneeky shits, where you feel like your sphincter exploded. but when you check teh toilet there is nothing there.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

I had a friend take a full blown regular crap in a lake off the side of his boat.....turd just kinda chilled on top of the water.

Another story...

At my buddies birthday party at hooters, walk into the stall to take a wizz (urinals were full) and there on the floor lies a pair of shittified no longer-tidy whities. I lol'd

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

don't you hate it when you have diarrhea and you run to the toilet only to realize its almost too late, and you have to stand straight up as stiff as you can with your back to the toilet seat, waiting for the butt hole pain to go away while you try to slowly ease your boxers off side to side while trying to keep your butt cheeks tight, as to avoid squirtage, and then squat down with the quickness to not get the brown liquid all over your cheeks/toilet/floor?

I think maybe its from all the hamburger helper? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

ca.com is addicting. makes me hold my poop as long as i possibly can to get my post count up

Yup yup. I haven't pooped in twelve days, all cause of caraudio.com!