creepy gay guy

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

glad you guys laugh at my pain lol. god i take showers in my swim trunks form now on.

 

[AVSTANG02]

God **** dude that was a funny story.

 

[badm0f0 10+ year member]

haha thats ****n halirous, man I wouldn't have let them take it THAT far jesus man. Ive been hit on once, I was sitting on this chair and this dude next to me that i know, who we all know is gay, looks over at me all drunk says my name all fagg0t like and rubs his hand over my hand and i just ****n bashed his hand as hard as I could and I said next time it's your face, needless to say he didnt hit on me again. haha

 

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

 

[SuperJETT 10+ year member]

nvm

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Dude thats hilarious. So what if they are uber-gay? Just be glad they didn't **** you with a barstool.

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

glad you guys laugh at my pain lol. god i take showers in my swim trunks form now on.

Not laughing at you, we're laughing with you. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

"Let us push in your stool"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Holy shit, i'm seriously laughing out loud.

 

[GO-N DEF 10+ year member]

I got hit on by this flaming black dude in a club one night. He did the classic, "Do you come here often?" shit in his Flamer voice. I was caught off guard and was literally speechless until my roommate came up, put his arm around me and said, "He's mine, Bitch!" We then turned around and walked off. As we were walking away I moved my hand down to my roommate's *** and turned to look at the little fag. He was more stunned than I had been!!!

That was over 12 years ago and my roommate and I still laugh about that when we see each other....

Silly Faggots... Dicks are for Chicks!!!!!!!

 

[bbb543 10+ year member]

every gay man ive ever met has hit on me:hide:

i dono whether to take that as a compliment..or to worry about it. should i take it as..maybe im just a good looking guy. or im a good looking guy..to gay guys

 

[DubbDesigns 10+ year member]

LMAO!

I do not like gay people. I had to work with a few of them at my past job, and it just happens that the two of the gayest ones there were gay wit each other. One day I had to use the bathroom, and when I walked in, I seen them proped up against the bathroom door making out, and I was like "OMFG!!! GAYNESS!" and turned around and booked it back to my seat. That really made me sick to my stomach, and I about pissed my self cuz I didn't want to go back in there after that.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif