creepy gay guy

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

its long but i pormise funny. (for you at least lol)

okay my dad is a sales rep for 3 companies that sell the furniture to the stores. and he is away on a business trip (in Vegas so it anit that bad lol). anyways, he calls me up and says "hey i need a huge favor, this dealer in st. Louis wants to place an order, and since I'm outta town i need you to do it" I'm like "well okay Ill do it but st. Louis is three hours away and i have no clue of the model numbers or how to write there order down" hes like "its cool just get on slacks, a tie, and a nice shit and head up there and Ill tell you how to do it over the phone, if you do this for me Ill give you half of what i make on the deal plus gas money." i was like "what the hell i got nothing else to do" so i head up there around 8 and get there around 11:30. i find the store and its a bar stool store. very common and i know how to do an order so I'm ready to do this. boy was i wrong!

i walk into the store and its very nice. good set-up and all. and this guy approaches me and ask if i was the "rep" i said "no, but hes my dad so i am today" he chuckles and brings me to a back office and tell me he'll get the buyers. so like 5 minutes later a guy walks in and he is FLAMING GAY. i mean this guy is "creepy gay". but its very common in the furniture business to have queer buyers, because lets face it they know what looks good in a home. i precede to get out the price lists and pictures and this guy starts hitting on me! i said "here ya go sir this is the best selling model and color" he says "god i love this color, and speaking of color your shirt and tie are fantastic! your adorable!" I'm 5'11 260 pounds, nothing about me is adorable lol. i shake it off and just try and concentrate on selling him some shit and getting the f* outta there. i go through and end up selling him a few items. by this time his "lover" walks into the room. he says "sweet heart, look at this little bundle of joy right here (referring to me) don't you just wanna EAT HIM UP!" his "life partner" says "oh my god look at you, your just as cute as little kitten." I'm creped out to the max at this point and i almost lost it but i kept my cool i say "why thank you gentle men, if you look at this pub table it looks great in any position" WRONG WORD TO USE! gay buyer 1 says "honey its just like you, good in any position" and gay buyer 2 goes "oh my god not till later silly" and you're not gonna believe what happens next- THEY KISS!!! okay I'm losing it i say "gentlemen i have to use the rest-a-room excuse me" they say "take your time will write down what we want and give it to you when come out . omg i rush to the bathroom and i wanted to cry i was feeling so violated! then i start thinking "I'm in the 2 gay guys bathroom, OMG WHAT DO THEY DO IN HERE!!!!" okay i rush out and say "okay gentlemen i have to run so why don't i write your order down and Ill fax you the bill" they say "super!" (lmao). so i rush outta the store jump in my truck and then i look at the sign and there motto was "elite barstools- let use push in your stool" LMFAO. i get on the highway and I'm doing 100 miles an hour trying to get as far away as possible and rush home to get a shower cause i just felt used and dirty.

i call my dad up and i say "you bastard why would you do that to me" (i never had cussed at him in my life, well not to his face lol) he is losing it. i mean he can't breathe he is laughing so hard. i swore he almost died laughing. at this point I'm laughing so hard it hurts. omg sorry for the long post but if i didn't share that i was gonna burst. but hey i got gas money and 150 bucks outta the deal, but it was still THE creepiest thing Ive ever witnessed.

and p.s. i have no problem with gay people only those guys.

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[Jordantyler 10+ year member]

lol gay guys are funny atleast u got money //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

my dads a funiture manager/seller he sees alot of gays too haha

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

thats fricken hilarious

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

ya my dad sells to national home, down there in jonesboro. but that bastard set me up lol. im so pissed lol

 

[MisterGrubbs 5,000+ posts]

haha, that's sad man.

Me + Daddy = fist fight

Or just send a gay stripper to his house one day when you're not there //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[KngOfThePkngLot 5,000+ posts]

its long but i pormise funny. (for you at least lol)

okay my dad is a sales rep for 3 companies that sell the furniture to the stores. and he is away on a business trip (in Vegas so it anit that bad lol). anyways, he calls me up and says "hey i need a huge favor, this dealer in st. Louis wants to place an order, and since I'm outta town i need you to do it" I'm like "well okay Ill do it but st. Louis is three hours away and i have no clue of the model numbers or how to write there order down" hes like "its cool just get on slacks, a tie, and a nice shit and head up there and Ill tell you how to do it over the phone, if you do this for me Ill give you half of what i make on the deal plus gas money." i was like "what the hell i got nothing else to do" so i head up there around 8 and get there around 11:30. i find the store and its a bar stool store. very common and i know how to do an order so I'm ready to do this. boy was i wrong!

i walk into the store and its very nice. good set-up and all. and this guy approaches me and ask if i was the "rep" i said "no, but hes my dad so i am today" he chuckles and brings me to a back office and tell me he'll get the buyers. so like 5 minutes later a guy walks in and he is FLAMING GAY. i mean this guy is "creepy gay". but its very common in the furniture business to have queer buyers, because lets face it they know what looks good in a home. i precede to get out the price lists and pictures and this guy starts hitting on me! i said "here ya go sir this is the best selling model and color" he says "god i love this color, and speaking of color your shirt and tie are fantastic! your adorable!" I'm 5'11 260 pounds, nothing about me is adorable lol. i shake it off and just try and concentrate on selling him some shit and getting the f* outta there. i go through and end up selling him a few items. by this time his "lover" walks into the room. he says "sweet heart, look at this little bundle of joy right here (referring to me) don't you just wanna EAT HIM UP!" his "life partner" says "oh my god look at you, your just as cute as little kitten." I'm creped out to the max at this point and i almost lost it but i kept my cool i say "why thank you gentle men, if you look at this pub table it looks great in any position" WRONG WORD TO USE! gay buyer 1 says "honey its just like you, good in any position" and gay buyer 2 goes "oh my god not till later silly" and you're not gonna believe what happens next- THEY KISS!!! okay I'm losing it i say "gentlemen i have to use the rest-a-room excuse me" they say "take your time will write down what we want and give it to you when come out . omg i rush to the bathroom and i wanted to cry i was feeling so violated! then i start thinking "I'm in the 2 gay guys bathroom, OMG WHAT DO THEY DO IN HERE!!!!" okay i rush out and say "okay gentlemen i have to run so why don't i write your order down and Ill fax you the bill" they say "super!" (lmao). so i rush outta the store jump in my truck and then i look at the sign and there motto was "elite barstools- let use push in your stool" LMFAO. i get on the highway and I'm doing 100 miles an hour trying to get as far away as possible and rush home to get a shower cause i just felt used and dirty.

i call my dad up and i say "you bastard why would you do that to me" (i never had cussed at him in my life, well not to his face lol) he is losing it. i mean he can't breathe he is laughing so hard. i swore he almost died laughing. at this point I'm laughing so hard it hurts. omg sorry for the long post but if i didn't share that i was gonna burst. but hey i got gas money and 150 bucks outta the deal, but it was still THE creepiest thing Ive ever witnessed.

and p.s. i have no problem with gay people only those guys.

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[Jordantyler 10+ year member]

Lol thats funny

really? thats kewl my dad works at the funiture gallery here its newer its huge

 

[Jdizzle 10+ year member]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHaHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, little bundle of joy

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

he also sell there. your dad might know him if he is a buyer for the store

 

[Jordantyler 10+ year member]

whats ur dads name //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Ko-B 10+ year member]

Ahh Man! I'm cryin' laughin'!!!

just get on slacks, a tie, and a nice shit and head up there

I wonder if that had anything to do with it!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[cazorp 10+ year member]

LMAO! that is terrible, hope u had a good night because that just made my horrible day better. lol

thanks man

Zach

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

ya my bad i needed one after that experience lol.

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

bump for a good read (i think)

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif ROFL.... dude that story had me in tears. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif