Coffee makes me POOP, so what makes you POOP?

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

shrooms give me "flamming rectum"

also when I drink a lot of crappy domestic beer

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

patented**

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

yea thats what I said.. ;-)

had a feeling that didnt look right

 

[GreenBook 10+ year member]

Coffee + Mt.Dew = Massive Methane Leak

Atleast 4 me.

 

[Korn4Life 5,000+ posts]

Coffee = poop for me also...

Question.. When you have to poop and you are walking to the bathroom as you get closer to the bathroom do you have to go more... I mean everytime im far away from a bathroom and i feel a crap come on I always have to go bad the closer I get to the restroom... weird

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

every time i eat food i have to poop about 5 hrs later

 

[CadillacMatt 10+ year member]

Cigarettes in the morning are an instant laxative for me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

I get like halfway through and put it out to take a crap, lol

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

waking up in the morning makes me poop... morning dump FTW

 

[JB513 10+ year member]

Dip, Chipotle, and crappy food all make me poop

 

[NeverEnuffBass 10+ year member]

Morning coffee & cig always does it for me.

Beer shits are pretty bad as well

 

[GreenBook 10+ year member]

Those of u complaining bout cigs; do u smoke menthol? Cause Menthol always used to give me stomache cramps, switched to regular & it went away.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

Morning coffee & cig always does it for me.
Beer shits are pretty bad as well

uggg, jack and coke makes for the bad skidders too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[endofdays89 5,000+ posts]

milk makes me shit, i can't even drink the whole glass before i have to take a big sticky shit.

Taco bell is pretty bad too.

 

[NeverEnuffBass 10+ year member]

Those of u complaining bout cigs; do u smoke menthol? Cause Menthol always used to give me stomache cramps, switched to regular & it went away.

Yeah never got any cramps though.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

yep cleans me out every morning