Coffee makes me POOP, so what makes you POOP?

[Simek4life 10+ year member]

Is that with cream? You might be lactose intolerant lmao

haha, no i don't like cream in my coffee lol.

Monster + vodka= tha ***

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

coffee and tequila //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Was that the one that Katt Williams said?

He's like you get drunk as hell but you can't pass out lol.

 

[Simek4life 10+ year member]

coffee and tequila //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
Was that the one that Katt Williams said?

He's like you get drunk as hell but you can't pass out lol.

Not sure who said it. I've tried it before and didn't like it though. Had a few shots left and some micky d's coffee. Nasty

 

[joshualittle]

Coffee and mountain dew make me poop, as matter of fact I'm poopin and texting this message from my blackberry phone right now.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

Food makes me poop. Weird.

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

true
but coffee is a natural laxative. fyi

Well, Caffeine is a natural laxative. Coffee just has a LOT of it. So, naturally you get the deuces. Sometimes Energy drinks give me the shits. It just depends on how your body takes the surge of Caffeine.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Coffee and mountain dew make me poop, as matter of fact I'm poopin and texting this message from my blackberry phone right now.

The good ole poop n text ftw!

 

[helotaxi 5,000+ posts]

Well, Caffeine is a natural laxative. Coffee just has a LOT of it. So, naturally you get the deuces. Sometimes Energy drinks give me the shits. It just depends on how your body takes the surge of Caffeine.

Normal coffee doesn't have a "ton" of caffeine. Starbucks is a totally different story. Close to 5x the caffeine of a normal cup of coffee.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

i had a starbucks poop earlier. t'was teh nastiez

 

[GlocksRock 10+ year member]

haha, no i don't like cream in my coffee lol.
Monster + vodka= tha ***

monster + jagermiester ftw

Yes, coffee makes me poop too, I'm having coffee right now, and I feel a poop coming on as I type this.

edit: false alarm, it was just a fart.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

coffee fart = teh stank

i just fcked myself //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Alpineinstaller 10+ year member]

Cigs, coffee, energy drinks, and sitting in the dentists chair (weird)

 

[vondocha 10+ year member]

cigarettes

 

[Hitler 10+ year member]

cream cheese....and ginger ale

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

lima beans = bad news