Coffee makes me POOP, so what makes you POOP?

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Lots of stuff makes me poop! I really need to see the doc about that, but last time I went they said I had Irritable Bowl Snydrom and gave me some meds for awhile and I was OK for a long time. Well, I think my IBS has come back full swing!

I am afraid of the Docs though. Probably tell me I have so many days to live, lol!

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Question.. When you have to poop and you are walking to the bathroom as you get closer to the bathroom do you have to go more... I mean everytime im far away from a bathroom and i feel a crap come on I always have to go bad the closer I get to the restroom... weird

YES!!!!!! And i hate it. I have honestly pooped in my underwear before from this right as I was pulling down my pants.

 

[Simek4life 10+ year member]

Update: Just got a Micky D's iced coffee.

30 minutes later, already 2 poops

 

[ramdaspadhye 10+ year member]

Those $1 spicy chicken sandwiches and orange juice from McDonalds...

Those chicken sandwiches are hot going down and hot coming out... I've got it timed as to when my @$$hole will start burning...hahaha, and once it starts, I'm screaming "COME ON ICE CREAM!"

 

[Stephen_c 10+ year member]

Taco bell is pretty bad too.

you know how when you filling up a drink at a soda fountain and the syrup runs out. It stars getting extra foamy? same thing happens when i eat taco bell. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/mad.gif.c18f003ab0ef8a0d9c27ca78d77a6392.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[tuomas 10+ year member]

I could never be constipated... 3 things that are surefire ways to make me shit:

1. Coffee

2. Bacon

3. Any dairy product (I'm lactose intollerant)

Throw all 3 together and I'm peeing out my *******. The wrong breakfast could be detrimental to the rest of my day.

Side note: One time I was doing demo with my brother, and he ****ing squirt-shitted (sharted) his pants when he swung a sledgehammer and it hit a tile that didn't break. He said it was the vibration through his hands that made it happen. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[CadillacMatt 10+ year member]

Side note: One time I was doing demo with my brother' date=' and he ****ing squirt-shitted (sharted) his pants when he swung a sledgehammer and it hit a tile that didn't break. He said it was the vibration through his hands that made it happen. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif[/quote']

Don't you hate it when you're trying extra hard to push out a fart and instead of a gust of air you feel something kinda slide past the anal barrier into the outside world... and you're not sure if it was a shart or just a real soft fart?

That's when you go to the bathroom and check your pants //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[BJ The Man 10+ year member]

I don't know if this has been mentions but cigarettes make me poop. I have roughly 3-4cigs a day and I poop twice a day.

Coffee does the job too. Thats why I drink monster, redbull, or NOS.

5hour energy is the shiz too

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

worthless threa......oops gotta go