Coffee makes me POOP, so what makes you POOP?

[Simek4life 10+ year member]

Everytime I drink coffee I have to take a poop, sometimes even 2-3.

Does this also happen to you guys?

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[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

I do the same, thats why I dont drink it...

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

Same, thats why I drink redbull instead of coffee. Coffee poops ****

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

I do the same, thats why I dont drink it...

Lol.

Or if you have a stomach virus or something. I have it, and I've taken 3 dumps and nothing has been solid. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Simek4life 10+ year member]

I do the same, thats why I dont drink it...

I don't mind flushing out my system once in a while...

 

[andrew2944r 10+ year member]

lol

 

[Simek4life 10+ year member]

Same, thats why I drink redbull instead of coffee. Coffee poops ****

Have you ever tried 5 hour energy?

 

[chinobling831 10+ year member]

thats WHY i drink it so ican take a nice deuce in the morning and dont have to worry about deucing at school for the rest of the day.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

Have you ever tried 5 hour energy?

Nope never tried it

 

[Simek4life 10+ year member]

thats WHY i drink it so ican take a nice deuce in the morning and dont have to worry about deucing at school for the rest of the day.

deucing at school ftw

 

[Simek4life 10+ year member]

Nope never tried it

not bad at all. Kinda like a red bull but only 2oz. Bad thing is it costs $4.50 a bottle.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

deucing at school ftw

pooping at work is better, nothing like gettin paid to poop

not bad at all. Kinda like a red bull but only 2oz. Bad thing is it costs $4.50 a bottle.

4.50 a bottle...screw that. Thats almost two big redbulls. Can't mix much vodka with just a 2oz drink either //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[jfink 10+ year member]

Can't mix much vodka with just a 2oz drink either

true

but coffee is a natural laxative. fyi

 

[tsenfw 10+ year member]

Is that with cream? You might be lactose intolerant lmao

 

[tsenfw 10+ year member]

PS. it makes me poop too.