Chick advice...

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Where were you earlier today, BMX actually beat you to a bomb *** cat piss reference, and I have to say I am disappointed. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

yea i caught that.

 

[brandontw 10+ year member]

then you really should be banned. i mean this chick may not even be worth taking advantage of. she could look like a baby hefer that fell out of sblazer's anus for all we know

it dosnt really matter, if shes an 8 or nine to me thats good enough.

She's the small type of girl, they kind you feel like you might break(im 6'6" and 260 pounds) //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif but shes got some goods too:yumyum:

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

it dosnt really matter, if shes an 8 or nine to me thats good enough.

She's the small type of girl, they kind you feel like you might break(im 6'6" and 260 pounds) //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif but shes got some goods too:yumyum:

my dick could break the kitchen table, so i guess i really don't get your point

 

[brandontw 10+ year member]

being himself made him make a thread about women on an all guy forum. he needs to throw caution to the wind, release the chains around his dick and get straight busy

lol, yeah im kinda shy and nervous around girls, thats why i settle for 6's and 7's i guess.

 

[brandontw 10+ year member]

my dick could break the kitchen table, so i guess i really don't get your point

riiight... i was just trying to explain what she looks like and why I felt like i might break her... i could pick her up and carry her around like a suitcase.

 

[brandontw 10+ year member]

riiight... i was just trying to explain what she looks like and why I felt like i might break her... i could pick her up and carry her around like a suitcase.

and before you ask she's 20, im 21 so she's not like a little girl or anything.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

i guess ill give it a shot.
Dang, i still dont believe this girl is interested in ME.

I about popped a woody when i first saw her... but i figured i didnt have a chance, and she had(has) a boyfreind.

confidence my friend...

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

riiight... i was just trying to explain what she looks like and why I felt like i might break her... i could pick her up and carry her around like a suitcase.

i would love a chick like that. you could bring her everywhere. just throw some leather on her so she kinda looks like a briefcase.

 

[brandontw 10+ year member]

confidence my friend...

yeah im workin on that.

 

[brandontw 10+ year member]

i would love a chick like that. you could bring her everywhere. just throw some leather on her so she kinda looks like a briefcase.

lol

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

if she is that small you may not wanna double up on the jimmyhats, cause that'll make you thicker and she may get stuck on your cock and you don't wanna go to a hospital with a briefcase lady stuck on your penis

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Oh some good icetea sigs in this one.

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

That or handcuff her right hand to her right ankle and left hand to her left ankle and wear her like a backpack.

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[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

yeah im workin on that.

x2 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

if she is that small you may not wanna double up on the jimmyhats, cause that'll make you thicker and she may get stuck on your cock and you don't wanna go to a hospital with a briefcase lady stuck on your penis

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