Chick advice...

[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

very true, confidence is key. too bad some girls cant tell the difference between a confident man, and a cocky a$$hole

none can...

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

haha... my FASTEST record might be down in the single minute range... at least with intercourse... I can wack it in 30 sec... but that's a whole other ball game...
but in the end I wish it was more controlable... my wife avoids *** because it takes so **** long... no quickey before we sleep b/c she knows it'll take at least 45 min

the average male is like 5 minutes. you're more equiped then shaq's whip

 

[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

36? if she was bumping ugly for 3 hours, she must be in good physical shape

we both were in pretty good shape... I was doing physical work (body shop 50hr/wk in colorado) and she just didn't have to do much work... we broke her bed once too... that was neat.... but anywho...

 

[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

the average male is like 5 minutes. you're more equiped then shaq's whip

haha.... I get the funniest looks at **** shops when I ask if there is a product to help men orgasm faster.... the key for me and my wife is dirty talk... that can get it down to 15-20min with some foreplay...

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

here we go again. . . .

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Wow! This thread turned quick!

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

haha hope her boyfriend isnt bigger and wrap up..who cares what she thinks as long as u can get ur *****

 

[brandontw 10+ year member]

haha.... I get the funniest looks at **** shops when I ask if there is a product to help men orgasm faster.... the key for me and my wife is dirty talk... that can get it down to 15-20min with some foreplay...

are you both disgusting blobs or something? i can always get it done faster if i need too, or stretch it out...

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

**** her.

 

[AcidicDreams 10+ year member]

are you both disgusting blobs or something? i can always get it done faster if i need too, or stretch it out...

it's always been that way... when I had *** with ugly girls it just never happens.... it's a built in evolutionary safety... I will never be able to breed with ugly people no matter how drunk or stupid I am that day...

 

[pcolasfinest 10+ year member]

just remember, no means yes, and yes means yes, so go for it...

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

just remember, no means yes, and yes means yes, so go for it...

best advice evar

lol

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

quit b*tching and give that broad some d*ck!!!! make it good so she allways come's back... or you could get with the girl and have that on tap!!

but then you gotta deal with her!!!

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

go out with her and have a few drinks, get in a casual conversation about scars or birthmarks and ask if she has any

when she shows you a hidden scar or birthmark turn the convo around and blackmail her

tell her if she doesnt sleep with you that you will tell her boyfriend that you slept with her while he was out of town

when she says "he wont believe you" casually mention that private scar or birthmark that you noticed while banging her

works most of the time

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

confidence my friend...

that is the key.