Car problems -- BAD --

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

Do you seriously think you can stick around and be a productive member of this online community?
You're fucking delusional.

agreed.

 

[bhsdriller 10+ year member]

have your maid fix it

 

[t-money 10+ year member]

Lol, so I went to start my old BMW and it usually starts fine. Today when i went to start it, i guess my battery was a little drained (this happens from time to time because of my system) and i turned the key... it sounded limp with stutters trying to start, and I just kept the key at the start turn...

A few seconds later, POP! That is the noise it made. Then a little smoke came out of hood(not alot by any means).

So i jump it with my Acura, and the car starts fine. However when i took it around the block for a drive, the car shuts off!

What could this be? I have jumped it several times and if I stop revving the engine it immediately shuts off.

Would a blown starter cause this?

not a starter problem, could be the altenator

 

[modskwod 10+ year member]

I had the same problem wit my car, turned out to be a bad solenoid.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

dis nga done fried his piston rings.

 

[rumblebee2 10+ year member]

wrong section. use your friend/customers' ferrari you are always claiming is yours.

 

[djarmy2004 10+ year member]

Adjust your idle, If you dont know what that means then you def need to take it to a shop.

 

[Goldenknob 10+ year member]

You've got an electrical problem, you've blown a sensor or something, take it to a shop. there is no way we can tell you whats wrong.

 

[lostdaytomorrow 10+ year member]

Blown alt.

 

[Stephen_c 10+ year member]

you cereal ?

 

[jon_k 10+ year member]

But how would the valves be bad all of a sudden? It only happened when i tried starting the car in that hold turn key position

Lambo's are notorious for popping valves every 15,000 miles or so, especially late 90's. Remove the valve cover and take a look to see if any valves are bent. I'd take it to a reputable Lamborghini shop. I own one in Dallas here if you're interested.

 

[memphisguy87 10+ year member]

Lambo's are notorious for popping valves every 15,000 miles or so, especially late 90's. Remove the valve cover and take a look to see if any valves are bent. I'd take it to a reputable Lamborghini shop. I own one in Dallas here if you're interested.

STFU 09ER he talking about his bmw and if you own a shop were pics of the place and the lambo's?

 

[85_blazer 10+ year member]

my eclipse did the same it was my alt......if i let off or put it in neutral it would die and the batter would be drained since it was running off of it

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

Lambo's are notorious for popping valves every 15,000 miles or so, especially late 90's. Remove the valve cover and take a look to see if any valves are bent. I'd take it to a reputable Lamborghini shop. I own one in Dallas here if you're interested.

Like flys to shit...

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

My nymphomaniac Brazilian Supermodel girlfriend has this same issue in her 8 series. We just tossed it and bought a new one. Beemers are only good for one or 2 rides for me (like the OP's mom)