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themommyvan
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Saw this on another forum figured Id post it here. If its a repost just ignore.

Bentley Forums

- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums

- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,

I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums

-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums

-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums

-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum

- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum

- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum

- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums

- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum

-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum

- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum

- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum

- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum

- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum

- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum

- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm

from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum

- How come people always pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum

- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum

- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums

- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in

and out fast.

Porsche forums

- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums

- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum

- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum

- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce

court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical

board?

Mini forum

- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie

company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum

- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee

stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum

-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum

- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget

where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum

- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the

black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35

in gas.

Fiat forum

-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum

- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum

- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah

truck?

Vette Forums

-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums

-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

SRTforums

- SRT's are the gods of the street, why do people still laugh at us? They're not neons!!

Audi A4 2.8 V6 Forum:

- So..... yah...... we're ALL getting like 18-22mpg still..... right guys? Okay, yup.... just checkin!

VW GTI forum:

- #$&^%* its not a golf!

Cavalier forums:

- cut my springs and added 16 inch rims (pics)

Sunfire forums:

- cavalier are so ghey, they are pieces of crap (pics)

MR2 forums:

- guy told me my ferrari looked like crap (pics)

AE86 forums:

- got a ticket for drifting how to fight it?

Spyder Forums:

- does my hair move in the wind to much? (pics)

DSM forums:

- got a 12.9 right before it broke!

G35 forums:

- raced a Mclaren last night and beat him , foreals!

350Z forums:

- some douche in a g35 tried to race me

Skyline forums:

- got my new skyline, drives like my old maxima!(pics)

3000gt forums:

- need help on how to change tire, car to heavy for floor jack

Jeep forums:

- rolled trying to flex new suspension (pics)

Hyundai forum:

- some butthole in a jeep rolled over ontop of my car (pics)

Supra forums:

- broke the land speed record in my town! (pics)

Streetbike forums:

- wind noise at 200mph, how to keep it quiet?

stuntbike forums:

- ran from the ghettobird, flipped off cop (pics)

Seat forums:

- que?

M3 forums:

- a gay guy hit on me, should i punch him or invite him over?

Mercedes forums:

- help with armrest refrigerator.. not cooling enough!

Austin Martin forums:

- why the f^&* is my three hundred thousand dollar ar have Ford escort door handles! suing!

 
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