Calling all ricer/import/tuner/turbo people..

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My first car was a '71 Nova (didnt look that good), had a 400 in it. Ended up selling it cause I lost my license racing when I was sixteen.

 
So since like 99% of diesels are turbo'd, do that make them ricers?

 

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So since like 99% of diesels are turbo'd, do that make them ricers? 

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yes... but they are trucks, so therefore excluded

 
(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to **** at everything you attempt)

A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):

- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder

- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747

- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool

- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself

- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire

- Clear tail lights and corner signals

- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)

- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.

2. The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above.

Any oriental import car that has been modified for no real performance gain.

Ricer: An oriental car with no engine mods, a body kit, and possibly stickers. Made to look fast.

Not a ricer: An oriental car with a fully built engine, drive train, and suspension reguardless of appearance

3. Ricer - Any person who adds tasteless modifications to a perfectly normal automobile.

We're not anti-import...

We're anti-idiot......

4.

When a moron (see: retard, *******) decides to take a car (foreign or domestic) and tries to make it look fast. The car will not really gain any hp or performance, but it will gain numerous stickers and yellow paint. It can be identified by one of the following:

1. The sound of a loud fart in a coffee can.

2. The yellow blob with a bookshelf on the trunk that is 1/4 mile behind real cars.

3. A Honda that has "performance mods" such as stickers, seat harnesses, and a fire extinguisher in full view (just in case the things catches on fire when it hits 40 mph).

4. A driver who claims his car has 100hp per liter but will not fess up to the fact that his car has a total of 43 ft/lbs of torque.

5.

any person who spends more money to make their car look like it goes fast than they spend on actually making it go fast.

Usually people who try to get into the import tuning scene after watching the fast and the furious a few too many times. Not necessarily anyone who goes and buys a bodykit, because a few of those actually do decrease drag, increase cooling, etc., like veilside and stuff, just crappy ripoffs that dont do a **** thing except maybe increase downforce, but if you have a FWD car, a spoiler is just gonna make you go slower. Also, if you have any idea how cars work, you'd realize that there really is no point in making a car look fast if it cant go fast, and if you dont understand how cars work, or dont care, you have no business even pretending to be a part of the tuner scene.

Billy and Bobby both have 6000 to spend on their car. Billy invests it in suspension and engine work, and Bobby buys a "sick" body kit, and some "tight" rims. So, Billy has a fast car that will surprise anyone wanting to race it, and bobby is hitching a ride back home, because his "sick" body kit blocked all air to the engine.

6.

Someone regardless of ethnicity with any vehicle regardless of type that put money into the cosmetics of their vehicle instead of performance and treats it as though it will beat anything it up against.

7.

Any of a number of persons, usually young males, who place numerous cosmetic enhancements to a vehicle in the belief that such enhancements will add performance to their vehicles. These "enhancements" include but are not limited to:

1. Incorrect badging

2. Insanely large exhaust tips (5" in diameter or greater)

3. Spoilers & bodykits; especially those made of cardboard or plastic

4. Offset tape stripes

5. Single wiper conversion

6. Oriental symbols; esp. on American cars

Cars do not neccesarily need to be imports to be considered "rice"- ex. "Cobra" badging and/or body kit on a V6 Mustang.

I've seen myself the following examples:

"RalliArt" badging on a Honda

"Evolution" badging and bodykit attempt on 1989 Mirage

"Neuspeed" badging on 1997 Lumina

"Type-R" badge and 5" exhaust tip on 1980s Civic Wagovan

Double spoiler, 18" rims and Type-R badge on Geo Metro

Type-R badge on Ford Probe

 
Would this srt be remotely reliable at all or is it going to give me nothing but headaches and tuning issues? Only want a response if you have seen all the mods on the eBay page and you understand what they are. Not. " oh it's a neon it's garbage".

 
so then all trucks are for hillbillies? Subarus are for tree huggers, and anything with a turbo is considered rice? I like your analogys
You're the one with shoddy analogies. My single analogy holds true. I never said anything about any of the things you talked about. I like Subaru, and trucks, and cars with turbos. I don't see where you're even TRYING to go here.

 
Why would you include the term import with the term Dodge Neon? Honestly, Neons are on one side of my mind, and imports are on the other, the latter being sided with muscle, badass trucks, etc. Driving a fast Neon is like driving a Prius with 500+ hp. It's nonsensical.
If you want a fast, cheap, turbo car, look elsewhere. Neons are shit, no matter what they do on a dyno. They're meant for teenage girls.

your an idiot.. your entire last sentence is Your perspective / analogy on it/.. ANd I didn't call out TUNER/IMPORT people in general.. I called out all people who would know something about these cars, turbos, and tuning... I think it was a pretty proper thread title.. tyvm

 
Neons eh, you can do better for that price.
proof? Im open to all suggestions around 10k... this was just one that is in great condition with 10K into the motor and ***** alone.. for $8K with a motor with 600 miles on it.. seemed like a good deal to me, but I didnt know enough about srts, so thats why im asking

 
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