You get there and get settled in with "One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer" by George TThen you start to play “Game of Love” by Santana with Michelle Branch
You see your target for the evening and its “Burnin’ for You” by BOC;
She plays hard to get but you “Carry On Wayward Son” by Kansas;
You finally convince her to let you buy her a drink, and “I Can See Clearly Now” by Johnny Nash
The night progresses and you let her know its “Time of the Season” by Zombies
You tell her to “Follow Me” by Uncle Kracker;
She agrees and you're “Winning” by Santana
You gets her home and its “Hot Legs” by Rod Stewart, "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You" by Heart, and “Californication” by Red Hot Chili Peppers
She's a "Superfreak" by Rick James so you “Come on Eileen” by Dexys Midnight Runners
Then its "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
You wake up in the morning, minus the beer goggles, and its either “Shine” by Collective Soul or “Bad Reputation” by Joan Jett
You may have to say “I Didn’t Mean to Turn You On” by Robert Palmer, then search for a “Brandy” by Looking Glass
You need a bit of “Hair of the Dog” because “Love Hurts” by Nazareth
Then you "Roll On Down the Highway" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive and play “The Breakup Song” by Greg Kihn Band
If she calls and says she’s pregnant, “Don’t Treat Me Bad” by Firehouse,
You say “Here I Go Again” by Whitesnake and you're an “Evil Woman” by ELO
Play the bar game carefully, lest you become “A Man of Constant Sorrow” by Soggy Bottom Boys and have to move to "Copperhead Road" by Steve Earle