I can't read that.
I can only read what I type.
Oh yeah, when you sticker gets here, how do you want it shipped to you?
a) folded in half (no, I won't fold it on a letter you meathead //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif ) so all you have to do is unfold it, peel the backing off, and stick it on. It'll still be one piece, so once the backing is removed the flimsy clear front piece will still be square and everything - essentially all that folds is the backing piece.
b) cut it roughly in half. (no, I won't cut through a letter you meathead).
c) bite the bullet and shit it between two pieces of cardboard 24" long.