Ask a guy that just graduated college today anything!!

[Loud3 10+ year member]

Does your mother know your gay?

Does YOUR mother know you failed english?

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

how cold is a whale's ******??

and yea how hot can a beritto be that jesus couldnt eat?? haha nice

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

how cold is a whale's ******??
and yea how hot can a beritto be that jesus couldnt eat?? haha nice

What the hell is a beritto?

 

[MassOccur 10+ year member]

How do you fit four fegs into a crowded gay bar?

Eh, don't know if he answered it yet....

Turn over a bar stool.

 

[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

Does YOUR mother know you failed english?

Does your mother know you're gay?

There I fixed it you ****ing douche bag

 

[Supergumby5000 5,000+ posts]

Hey, what do you college guys use a lot or wish you had in college? As of this week, im actually over my tuition in scholarships, so im going to use the extra it to buy things i am going to need (ie a laptop)

what kinda shizz should i get?

 

[MassOccur 10+ year member]

Hey, what do you college guys use a lot or wish you had in college? As of this week, im actually over my tuition in scholarships, so im going to use the extra it to buy things i am going to need (ie a laptop)
what kinda shizz should i get?

Condoms.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Condoms.

Indeed...

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I have more time.. anyone want to discuss the state of nature?

I prefer Locke and Rousseau's version of it, but have more faith in Hobbes vision being more accurate.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

I think you have too much time on your hands....

 

[Loud3 10+ year member]

There I fixed it you ****ing douche bag

Eh. Atleast you spelled 'douche' right.

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[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I just moved back in with my parents and still have 8 months left on my ***** of the month membership. I don't want to offend my parents but I **** well am not giving up my monthly 'package' can you tell me a good place to hide them? They are kind of things that need to be hidden as I don't want mom or dad to try and use them.

 

[cotjones 10+ year member]

Eh, don't know if he answered it yet....
Turn over a bar stool.

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