why i fired my secretary

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."

I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and some what despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday!"

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day...We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."

"Ok." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake .. Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...On the couch...*****

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[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

LOLOLOLOLOL

But the credibility of the story leaves me to think it is teh fakez.

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

LOLOLOLOLOL
But the credibility of the story leaves me to think it is teh fakez.

who says the louisiana education system fails our children?

 

[bk12321 10+ year member]

Ahahahaha!

Thank you for that, I just woke up and needed a laugh.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I heard it a long time ago. Still a good laugh.

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

I heard it a long time ago. Still a good laugh.

x2

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

lolz. thats the funniez, almost as funny as ng's but next time pm it to someone more educated like myself to post it. . . . then it'd be believeable. . . . . . we all know you cant write like that

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

lolz. thats the funniez, almost as funny as ng's but next time pm it to someone more educated like myself to post it. . . . then it'd be believeable. . . . . . we all know you cant write like that

You may be educated but I do not think you have a secretary. Even I don't have one to myself.

 

[CobaltKicker 10+ year member]

good shit hahah

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

You may be educated but I do not think you have a secretary. Even I don't have one to myself.

you are correct flip, i do not. There is a department secratery we all abuse and make cry everyday (huge HR issue soon i am sure) but maybe in like 10 years or something to that effect i'll have one.. . . . i would also want a private office so that no one can see me during my "sexy time".

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

good shit hahah

DIE!

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

who says the louisiana education system fails our children?

I am a product of the Louisiana educational system (somewhat bolstered by my mother's continual input, however) and I'm no worse for wear because of it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

As far as the OP goes I seem to remember that being sent to my email as a Fwd: a looooong time ago but I could be mistaken. I know it isn't something I'm only just now being exposed to I just cannot recall the exact source right this moment.

lolz. thats the funniez, almost as funny as ng's but next time pm it to someone more educated like myself to post it. . . . then it'd be believeable. . . . . . we all know you cant write like that

Are you even capable of replying to an off-topic thread without being a complete douche? I might review your past postings just to see but I'd wager that I'll not find any evidence to support the possibility...

 

[CobaltKicker 10+ year member]

DIE!

******* is a good option for you. CaliforniabOY5 = //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/*******.gif.a649d21efc0d1fd4890a6428166586c1.gif CobaltKicker = //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

Are you even capable of replying to an off-topic thread without being a complete douche? I might review your past postings just to see but I'd wager that I'll not find any evidence to support the possibility...

I myself do see that in The Lounge I am more easily aggrivated by stupid immature people and I reply doing the same. Off this lounge area you will rarely see my posts in the productive areas (General, Speakers, Amplifiers, Subwoofers, ect) be negetive as they are here, unless I base my bashing on facts and not just being a complete *******. I know that about myself and I am working on it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

mayby california needs another forced vacation from ca.com