Alternate Shipping System

[pd8731]

I don't like waiting for my items to be shipped in a matter of 3+ days and paying ridiculous amounts for overnight shipments.

Goal: Suggest new creative ways for items to be shipped

I suggest launching them out of a very accurate cannon.

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[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

howz abat a aeroplain

i can stol 1 an fli alova sorry, it's the weed talking

 

[Andrizzle 10+ year member]

teleportation

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

I don't like waiting for my items to be shipped in a matter of 3+ days and paying ridiculous amounts for overnight shipments.
Goal: Suggest new creative ways for items to be shipped

I suggest launching them out of a very accurate cannon.

You pay a ridiculous amount because of the price of transportation, not to mention wage of the workers. I'd rather wait and get the right item than wait and get something I didn't even want.

IMO: shipping system is good. The employees are rough with our packages (LOL), but there's nothing anyone can do about that unless you make a machine to do it... but then you have to find a cost efficient/effective way to produce and distribute those machines... but this would replace a lot of jobs and put our economy even further into shambles.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

I don't like waiting for my items to be shipped in a matter of 3+ days and paying ridiculous amounts for overnight shipments.
Goal: Suggest new creative ways for items to be shipped

I suggest launching them out of a very accurate cannon.

If you thought packages tend to get damaged by UPS and Fedex...

 

[pd8731]

You pay a ridiculous amount because of the price of transportation, not to mention wage of the workers. I'd rather wait and get the right item than wait and get something I didn't even want.
IMO: shipping system is good. The employees are rough with our packages (LOL), but there's nothing anyone can do about that unless you make a machine to do it... but then you have to find a cost efficient/effective way to produce and distribute those machines... but this would replace a lot of jobs and put our economy even further into shambles.

No, my cannon is a good idea.

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

I like using carrier pidgeons.

They are very punctual.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I just shove it in Supas moms ****, point the vag to whatever coast it is being delivered to and tell that hoe to queef.

 

[sks_lex 10+ year member]

I like using carrier pidgeons.
They are very punctual.

So you need a flock of pidgeons to carry say, a sub?

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

I just shove it in Supas moms ****, point the vag to whatever coast it is being delivered to and tell that hoe to queef.

But what about the smell left on the package? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

if something is heavy or oversized you can get a cheap greyhoud bus ticket, I got a whole rear hatch a few years ago for like $40 from cali to md, they charge you a 'ticket' but it cheaper than if you actually rode the bus