i was in bed last night, and at about 2 AM i hear my dog bark. i sit up in bed and heard nothing else, so i layed back down. just as i'm dozing back off, my wife wakes me up and whispers that "something is in the house". i was kinda freaking out at this point. if there was a person in the house, he would have had to kill my dogs, as i heard no barking. i have 2 siberian huskies. i get up and slink out to the kitchen, staying in the shadows. i can hear something in my hallway, so i make for the hammer i had left on top of the fridge earlier that day, then quickly, i ran for the light switch ready to swing my makeshift burglar killer. i flip on the light..............................MUTHAFUKA!!!!! there is a g0dd@mn alley cat in my house. my female husky had carried it in, but obviously didn't really hurt it to bad. when i turned on the light, the cat gets away and runs wild through my living room with my 2 dogs in chase. it was like a fvcking movie. anything not screwed down is now on the floor. what a fvcking mess. i don't know why my dog didn't kill that cat while she had it. she was carrying it around like she would carry babies. i haven't been that scared for along time. i'm glad i was able to hold back on the screaming and save a little dignity.
