almost screamed like a little girl

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

i was in bed last night, and at about 2 AM i hear my dog bark. i sit up in bed and heard nothing else, so i layed back down. just as i'm dozing back off, my wife wakes me up and whispers that "something is in the house". i was kinda freaking out at this point. if there was a person in the house, he would have had to kill my dogs, as i heard no barking. i have 2 siberian huskies. i get up and slink out to the kitchen, staying in the shadows. i can hear something in my hallway, so i make for the hammer i had left on top of the fridge earlier that day, then quickly, i ran for the light switch ready to swing my makeshift burglar killer. i flip on the light..............................MUTHAFUKA!!!!! there is a g0dd@mn alley cat in my house. my female husky had carried it in, but obviously didn't really hurt it to bad. when i turned on the light, the cat gets away and runs wild through my living room with my 2 dogs in chase. it was like a fvcking movie. anything not screwed down is now on the floor. what a fvcking mess. i don't know why my dog didn't kill that cat while she had it. she was carrying it around like she would carry babies. i haven't been that scared for along time. i'm glad i was able to hold back on the screaming and save a little dignity.

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[RnK1026]

lmao! did u go back and tell the wife...."i just whooped like 4 dudes"

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

lmao! did u go back and tell the wife...."i just whooped like 4 dudes"

i couldn't. she followed me out. i had to tackle my female husky. she opened the front door and let the cat out. my male husky is not as fast as my little female, so the cat was able to get away.

 

[RnK1026]

i couldn't. she followed me out. i had to tackle my female husky. she opened the front door and let the cat out. my male husky is not as fast as my little female, so the cat was able to get away.

THAT LITTLE PUSSSY!!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Lollers! I can just picture a mad man running around the house in his tighty whities chasing after some animals with a hammer in his hand. Would make for an epic movie scene, lol!

Nice story!

Last time I scremed like a little girl was on the demon drop at Geauga Lake here in Ohio. My friend till this day brings it up every god dam time he sees me, which is like 5 times a month. Has been old forver and this was years ago. I try to never bring up about him puking like 10 times that day............he is a fawking ******* sometimes.

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

Lollers! I can just picture a mad man running around the house in his tighty whities chasing after some animals with a hammer in his hand. Would make for an epic movie scene, lol!
Nice story!

Last time I scremed like a little girl was on the demon drop at Geauga Lake here in Ohio. My friend till this day brings it up every god dam time he sees me, which is like 5 times a month. Has been old forver and this was years ago. I try to never bring up about him puking like 10 times that day............he is a fawking ******* sometimes.

i was ***** as a jay bird. it was hot today.

 

[David19 10+ year member]

haha epic fail

 

[RnK1026]

Lollers! I can just picture a mad man running around the house in his tighty whities chasing after some animals with a hammer in his hand. Would make for an epic movie scene, lol!
Nice story!

Last time I scremed like a little girl was on the demon drop at Geauga Lake here in Ohio. My friend till this day brings it up every god dam time he sees me, which is like 5 times a month. Has been old forver and this was years ago. I try to never bring up about him puking like 10 times that day............he is a fawking ******* sometimes.

gotta love those buddies that like to make you live down your most embarassing moment EVERYDAY!

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

gotta love those buddies that like to make you live down your most embarassing moment EVERYDAY!

those aren't buddies imo. those are people you put up with in case you need a favor later.

 

[RnK1026]

those aren't buddies imo. those are people you put up with in case you need a favor later.

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[RnK1026]

my VERY FIRST comp, after my 30 seconds of rumpin, i pulled back with the mic still attached to my windshield and wellll.... you know whats happens next......SMACK goes the TL right on the concrete!!! i was shocked at first but died laughing once i knew i didnt have to pull like 800 out of my pocket! needless to say,,,, i will hear about that shiiit til im 90

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

gotta love those buddies that like to make you live down your most embarassing moment EVERYDAY!

He gives me hell for it, I don't even know why. He just laughs histerically(SP) at it. Drives me nutz and he knows it. One of those friends that likes to get a rise out of you. He is a good friend, but I honestly try to change the subject right away to get him off the topic. Sometimes it works, sometimes it don't. Depends who I am hanging out with.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

my VERY FIRST comp, after my 30 seconds of rumpin, i pulled back with the mic still attached to my windshield and wellll.... you know whats happens next......SMACK goes the TL right on the concrete!!! i was shocked at first but died laughing once i knew i didnt have to pull like 800 out of my pocket! needless to say,,,, i will hear about that shiiit til im 90

That sucks a big one, lol!

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

my VERY FIRST comp, after my 30 seconds of rumpin, i pulled back with the mic still attached to my windshield and wellll.... you know whats happens next......SMACK goes the TL right on the concrete!!! i was shocked at first but died laughing once i knew i didnt have to pull like 800 out of my pocket! needless to say,,,, i will hear about that shiiit til im 90

lol. i almost did that once. i caught my self, but i was reaching to shift in to reverse. was my first bass race.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

those aren't buddies imo. those are people you put up with in case you need a favor later.

Ha that is funny, I generally use him to help out with Audio needs, lol! I mean he is a good dude, but he actually thinks I only use him for that. Funny you said that.

I do and don't, lol!