401Keg plan

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be

worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all

the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you

would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily

and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

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[azbass 5,000+ posts]

untill your kidneys/liver **** up and you have to pay for medical care or die and get nothing.

thats funny though

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Ahaha, that is some good stuff there.

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

:starts drinking...you know the kids do have to go to college:

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

good plan

 

[PatFitz9 10+ year member]

haha recycling was a fund raiser at my frat

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

hmmmmmm

actually Im starting to think I couldnt get $100 out of $1000 worth of beer, even if I drank Busch Light. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

How the hell did you calculate this to get over $210? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

 

[bimma85 5,000+ posts]

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all

the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you

would have had $214.00.

I'd like to know how you came up with that number //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif. 5cents a can*4000 cans=$200. What kind of beer you drinking for a quarter a can/bottle? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

hmmmmmm
actually Im starting to think I couldnt get $100 out of $1000 worth of beer, even if I drank Busch Light. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

How the hell did you calculate this to get over $210? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif

He did the calculating after he drank the $1k in beer //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[bjfish11 5,000+ posts]

i have a good story about taking in cans, cause i save them, but to make a long story short.

The mexican that ran the joint screwed me, I said something to him and then he pulled a gun on me.

 

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

i have a good story about taking in cans, cause i save them, but to make a long story short.The mexican that ran the joint screwed me, I said something to him and then he pulled a gun on me.

Its not a good story unless you tell the whole thing.

 

[bjfish11 5,000+ posts]

sorry, dont feel like telling the whole thing.

 

[nismboy6986 10+ year member]

even though a grand worth of a beer really isnt that much lets say what you drink all 365 days of the year and the beer costs a dollar a bottle (just putting out a easy to work with number) that would go into a 1000 less than 3 times so that less than 3 beers a day which really isn't shit to damage your liver ect. especially when you figure out giving friends in stuff beer to.

 

[Tundra_jim 10+ year member]

We went through $2500 in Keystone light a few weekends ago at our fraternity house. Cans did not get recycled... lol...

Local place charged us 12 bucks per 30 pack. you do the math...