** $4.64 to the Funniest Post **

[PhatTonyDeMarco 5,000+ posts]

I have a measley $4.64 leftover in the PayPal account from some buying/selling, and I don't want it. Show me the funniest thing on the internet, it can be a joke, video, picture, whatever. Tomorrow night at midnight I will send the money out.

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[ravendarat 10+ year member]

http://www.macspoofs.com/2006/07/26/crash-different/

This is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

that was fuckin disgusting //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

Phatillusions could of even told you guys that a ban is in order //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/ban.gif.ce8465566702ef9f72e97e794ed1c86a.gif

 

[bimma85 5,000+ posts]

"This message has been deleted by jntar. Reason: That is ****ing sick and you will be banned for it..."

LAWL I think we have a winner! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[skeptikal Premium Member]

Okay so 3 priests and a little boy are on a boat in the middle of a lake, the boat starts taking on water and begins to sink...

Priest 1 - "The boat is going down save the boy"

Priest 2 - "F*ck the boy"

Priest 3 - "Do you think we'll have time!"

 

[j0ne 10+ year member]

well... i was friends with this kid in highschool...kind of annoying, had some gay tendencies, just chalked it up to being "outgoing". i recieved a link from another friend to that ********* list website, cant remember the name. It had a picture of some dirty guy, with the same last name as my "outgoing friend" sent him the link, said hey check your uncle out!!...uppoon further inspection, the ********* lived in the same town as us, and is his father. a month later, he comes out from the closet. All he said in response was "why would you tell me that? Im going to sleep now"

I laughed pretty hard. I guess you had to be there.

 

[smd4life 5,000+ posts]

well... i was friends with this kid in highschool...kind of annoying, had some gay tendencies, just chalked it up to being "outgoing". i recieved a link from another friend to that ********* list website, cant remember the name. It had a picture of some dirty guy, with the same last name as my "outgoing friend" sent him the link, said hey check your uncle out!!...uppoon further inspection, the ********* lived in the same town as us, and is his father. a month later, he comes out from the closet. All he said in response was "why would you tell me that? Im going to sleep now"
I laughed pretty hard. I guess you had to be there.

rofl...at both situations

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

wow....

 

[Rainier 10+ year member]

^^ that sucks for the boy. haha

anyway... no funny stuff here.

i know plenty of stupid chuck norris lines though haha!

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

That mac this was hilarious.

 

[Wonderbread 5,000+ posts]

I should probably give a bit of a warning - I'm Jewish, so I hope this isn't offensive.

So a priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street. They come across an 8 year old boy.

The priest looks at the Rabbi and says "Let's screw this kid."

The Rabbi looks at the Priest and replies "Out of what?"

/got nothin

 

[dleccord 5,000+ posts]

Once there was this little boy and he was really perverted. He liked to look up little girl's skirts. One day he had a sucker with him and he told this little girl that he would give her the sucker if she would climb to the top of the monkey bars (Unbeknownst to her, he was gonna look up her skirt). So the little girl glimbed to the top and the little boy gave her the sucker.

The little girl walked home that day and her mother immediately noticed the sucker hanging out of her mouth. Her mother asked her where she got the sucker and the little girl told her the story of the little boy and the monkeybars. Her mother was appalled and she scolded her little girl for falling for the trick. She said "Don't you know that little boy was just trying to see you panties?"

The little girl went to school the next day and the little boy offered her another sucker in exchange for her climbing to the top of the monkey bars. She said, "My Mommie told me that all you wanted to do was look at my panties-and I'm not going to let you!"

Now the little boy was determined so he offered her a whole bag of suckers and she accepted. She went home and her mother scolded her again!

She went to school the next day datermined that the little boy was not going to see her panties. But, he offered her 2 bags of suckers and she gave in. That afternoon she went home and her mother proceded to scold her again. "But mommy," she said, "I tricked him, I wasn't wearing any panties today!"

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I should probably give a bit of a warning - I'm Jewish, so I hope this isn't offensive.
So a priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street. They come across an 8 year old boy.

The priest looks at the Rabbi and says "Let's screw this kid."

The Rabbi looks at the Priest and replies "Out of what?"

/got nothin

hahahahahaha //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[johnson 10+ year member]

so has the money been given to anyone?

 

[johnson 10+ year member]

So a seal walks into a club...

 

[PhatTonyDeMarco 5,000+ posts]

so has the money been given to anyone?

No, it will be sent at midnight (if I'm online) or first thing tomorrow.

As of now, DBfan still has the lead with his 'ten year old boy and the dead frog' joke. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif