3 tough questions

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

sent to me from a co-worker....kinda interesting

Subject: 3 Tough Questions

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who

were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had

syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

eserHere are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.

He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in

college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an

occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?

Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:

Amateurs...built the ark.

Professionals...built the Titanic

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more

than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to

keep the rest of us in line.

Click to read more...

 

[stuckinok 5,000+ posts]

Funnies....lol

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

**** all 3 of those candidates. **** beethoven, he cant rap. **** congress, hypocrisy in the government is not new.

 

[skeptikal Premium Member]

wow. nice to know our representatives are criminals as well. makes you wonder why other nations think we ****. I chose Candidate C.

HAIL HITLER!

haha nah i'm kidding. Besides the whole genocide thing, hitler wasn't a bad guy.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

wow. nice to know our representatives are criminals as well. makes you wonder why other nations think we ****. I chose Candidate C.
HAIL HITLER!

haha nah i'm kidding. Besides the whole genocide thing, hitler wasn't a bad guy.

awesome

 

[2002XLT 5,000+ posts]

old

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

hitler did coke

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

hitler did coke

Or some similar substance. Apparently it was being administered by his personal physician for years.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more

than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to

keep the rest of us in line.

Bullshit, 84 members of Congress didn't get OWI's last year.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

The ark was real //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

The ark was real //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

According to religious nuts, yes, it was real. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

i would chose hitler... shit. if he was alive i'd be his personal nuthugger.

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

what ever happened to Charles DeGaulle?

 

[Paul73 10+ year member]

hitler did coke

Actually it was meth-amphetamine //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

Or some similar substance. Apparently it was being administered by his personal physician for years.

Correct.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

i would chose hitler... shit. if he was alive i'd be his personal nuthugger.

Racist