First, let me clean up my vomit. Second... this is entirely too much money and no brains what so ever.
Shemale "Doc, I wanna look pretty. What can you do?"
Doc "Well I can soften your Adams apple a bit and reduce the defined jaw line..."
Shemale "NO NO NO... Put these beach balls on my chest and punch me in the mouth 60 times until my lips are full"
Doc "...... um.... ok, I can do that for $30,000?"
Shemale "I have $50,000..."
Doc "Ok lets f**k that *** up too!!! Perhaps lop off the rest of the dick??"
Shemale "Yayyyyyy"