You Perverts, I need your help BAD!!!

[Alpine4Ever]

Ahahahah, you make me laugh. I assume this is UberAudio. The dumbass who suggested another member get a soundstorm amp.

I dunno whats more dumb my posts to this thread, this thread, or you continuing to mention SoundStorm..

WHAT THE **** DO I CARE ABOUT SOUNDSTORM bahahahaha..

come here so I can slap you f00l.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I am talking to this girl. I will provide pix to the people on this forum that I trust. There are a decent amount of you out there...
So we're emailing back and forth at work ...i told her it was a turn on. and she told me....

"i'll put my keyboard in my trunk, carry it around and play it for you, then while you're at it you can teach me how to play it upside down. if you can visualize it, you have my permission"

****it. i can't visualize it. Can anyone on here? Suggestions?

Yes it's ****** for you virgins that can't figure it out.

Are you kidding, really?

It means that she likes to play the piano for you and would like to learn how to play it while you're railing her.

/thread.

 

[Alpine4Ever]

Are you kidding, really?
I means that she likes to play the piano for you and would like to learn how to play it while you're railing her.

/thread.

Finally someone with less than shit for brains.

GIRL ON HER BACK PIANO UPSIDE DOWN.

I bet that isn't even what she meant.. but since shes a dumb fat piano playing ***** he couldnt come up with anything that made sense..

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

Are you kidding, really?
I means that she likes to play the piano for you and would like to learn how to play it while you're railing her.

/thread.

im going with this one too.

 

[CrispedUp 10+ year member]

Finally someone with less than shit for brains.
GIRL ON HER BACK PIANO UPSIDE DOWN.

I bet that isn't even what she meant.. but since shes a dumb fat piano playing ***** he couldnt come up with anything that made sense..

FYI, none of your posts have made any sense thus far.

 

[Hintzyboy 5,000+ posts]

Stop trying to play my piano upside down ***!
HAHAHA god **** both you an this fat ugly wh0re are dumb as ****.

You don't get it because it's not meant to be gotten.. She is a dumb *****.. she aint witty... she couldnt come up with shit...

Honestly dude, what the hell is wrong with you? Nobody even said anything until you came in here and started being a complete dumbass.

Just because your boyfriend was too rough on your butthole this morning doesn't mean you have to be a jackass

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

I got like 10 nicks on this forum for the last 6 years.
Shut up ***.. do even know what an IP is? are you that stupid? You think an IP ban does or means anything? HAAHHAA

Internet Protocol Address

It does ban an IP, usually means you're a:

waste of reading/time/post *****/idiot/flamer

Considering proxies can be used, sure - but creating a new name all the time is annoying I'm sure.

 

[Alpine4Ever]

I'm p0wning this gay *** thread.

you ****ing *****.

 

[Alpine4Ever]

Internet Protocol AddressIt does ban an IP, usually means you're a:

waste of reading/time/post *****/idiot/flamer

Considering proxies can be used, sure - but creating a new name all the time is annoying I'm sure.

Seriously SHUT THE **** UP

 

[Alpine4Ever]

OMG THIS THREAD IS TEH SERIOUZS BONEZZZZ

****kk yewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Alpine4Ever]

"omg My Mommy Told Me She Wants To Tickle My Ivories Omg What Did She Mean Am I Going To Get Mommy ***?"

 

[Alpine4Ever]

No U ****ing *** Your Going To Get Teh Aidz From Your Dad

 

[Alpine4Ever]

How old is the O.P ? Better not be older than 15

 

[blkbeater 10+ year member]

lol this guy is a fvckin comedian

 

[Alpine4Ever]

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