You might be a douchebag if...

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Let's put a twist on the Jeff Foxworthy redneck fad...

As I sat at the photo booth, both witnessed a father-son douchebag moment. Both had flat-top military cuts, and were shopping for sleeveless tee-shirts.

So, you might be a douchebag if you...

-Wear sleeveless tee shirts

-Have a flat-top haircut (cmon, it's not 1993)

-If you have a rat-tail on the back of your head (tends to be a combo deal with people who wear sleeveless tee shirts and live in the 90s.)

What are some douchebag indicators you have noticed?

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[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

When you put your sunglasses on your hat

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

blue tooth ear pieces!!!

 

[pjvoc 10+ year member]

You might be a douchebag if you

- consume more than 3 cases of beer a night

- you made a thread about being a douche bag

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

When you wear a pink shirt cause you think girls think its hot.

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

blue tooth ear pieces!!!

Amen! I hate that wireless dick on the sides of people's heads!

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

you're this guy

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

if your names jmanpc

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

Let's put a twist on the Jeff Foxworthy redneck fad...
As I sat at the photo booth, both witnessed a father-son douchebag moment. Both had flat-top military cuts, and were shopping for sleeveless tee-shirts.

So, you might be a douchebag if you...

-Wear sleeveless tee shirts

-Have a flat-top haircut (cmon, it's not 1993)

-If you have a rat-tail on the back of your head (tends to be a combo deal with people who wear sleeveless tee shirts and live in the 90s.)

What are some douchebag indicators you have noticed?

Oh snapz...I'm a douchebag. I consider it more white trash though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

you might be a douchebag if you wear sunglasses inside

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

When you wear a pink shirt cause you think girls think its hot.

Douchebags tend to gravitate towards pink.

Oh, you might be a douchebag if you have a wicker baseball cap or have sandals with a bottle opener on them (yes, they make those)

 

[dillinja666 10+ year member]

if you and your girlfriend have matching clothes. today i saw a couple eating breakfast wearing the same shirts..

 

[Lingerfelt 10+ year member]

You have a gay nickname that ends in a "y".

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

if your names jmanpc

ohh never saw that one coming, not in a million years.

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

if your name is king ranch....