You might be a douchebag if...

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

If you don't wear a shirt under your button up shirt and let your weak *** chest show through the opening

Whats even worse is the people who do that and have a carpet of pubes on their chest.

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

You could sell him some Oceanfront property in Montana, but I don't know about him being a douche.

ill tell him it cost $20

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

you might be a douche if you are a guy that wears girl pants(Emo fegs)

 

[KHARPS 10+ year member]

I call them "bros".

You are also a douchebag if you pretend you're playing hopscotch at a bar with 25 other guys (frat guys at college bar). I've seen it happen before at school and there was definitely no rope.

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

I call them "bros". You are also a douchebag if you pretend you're playing hopscotch at a bar with 25 other guys (frat guys at college bar). I've seen it happen before at school and there was definitely no rope.

that's not douche ,that's ***

 

[KHARPS 10+ year member]

Yeah that is pretty gay. You're a douche if you give the peace sign and pout your lips in pictures.

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

your a douche if you go around bumping 2 live crew and booty bass songs at day time to get peoples attention!

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

you might be a douche bag if

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif @ the mullets. I saw a father and son today in Walmart. Both retards has mullets, frayed up sleeveless shirts, and Levi shorts that looked like they're 10 years old, and them **** redneck sunglasses.

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

you might be a douche bag if

if you lie about getting poon!

 

[KHARPS 10+ year member]

^ theres the lip pout

 

[KHARPS 10+ year member]

Also graphic tees with sayings on them are for douches

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif @ the mullets. I saw a father and son today in Walmart. Both retards has mullets, frayed up sleeveless shirts, and Levi shorts that looked like they're 10 years old, and them **** redneck sunglasses.

yeah but I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut to gob job seeking. or they will look at me and laugh. reason i like the mullet is because .its a older 80 haircut!

 

[KHARPS 10+ year member]

my favorites are "define girlfriend" and "I'm so frat",

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

Another douche feature is toothpicks in their mouth.