You might be a douchebag if...

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

Let's put a twist on the Jeff Foxworthy redneck fad...
As I sat at the photo booth, both witnessed a father-son douchebag moment. Both had flat-top military cuts, and were shopping for sleeveless tee-shirts.

So, you might be a douchebag if you...

-Wear sleeveless tee shirts

-Have a flat-top haircut (cmon, it's not 1993)

-If you have a rat-tail on the back of your head (tends to be a combo deal with people who wear sleeveless tee shirts and live in the 90s.)

What are some douchebag indicators you have noticed?

i have a mullet , does that count .and i always cut the sleves off my shirts

Am i a douche?

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

 

[Skip01 5,000+ posts]

wear your baseball hat slightly to the right

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

wear popped collars

dog tags

mandanas

mowhawks

own a boat, a jeep Wrangler, or one of those Pontiac Solstace's

Tan, shave your chest, wear axe body spray, frost your hair, etc. I got a buddy that wrote a book about it.

http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Chicks-Douchebags-Jay-Louis/dp/141695788X/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1216004052&sr=8-2

 

[Lingerfelt 10+ year member]

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

you may be a douchebag if you hang out at the local Sonic and burn out of hte parking lot everytime you leave in your Mustang

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

i have a mullet , does that count .and i always cut the sleves off my shirts
Am i a douche?

Dude if you have to ask..........you might be.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

you may be a douchebag if if you hang out at the local Sonic and burn out of hte parking lot everytime you leave in your Mustang

I've noticed those two often go hand in hand

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

you may be a douchebag if if you hang out at the local Sonic and burn out of hte parking lot everytime you leave in your Mustang

ahahaha dude on saturday nights, sometimes my friends will go to sonic, sit on the porch there and watch the 'douchebag parade' of people who drive through sonic with their suckass systems blaring and burning out in their 1992 Chevy 1500s. (While I'm at school in Arkansas) And whats really funny, is the same people will drive through a half dozen times in 30 minutes

 

[mazzasec 5,000+ posts]

you may be a douchebag if if you hang out at the local Sonic and burn out of hte parking lot everytime you leave in your Mustang

Its Wendy's by my house.

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

i have a mullet , does that count .and i always cut the sleves off my shirts
Am i a douche?

I'm gonna have to go with a yes in this one...... oh wait I mean did you guys hear something?

 

[btdickey99 5,000+ posts]

ahahaha dude on saturday nights, sometimes my friends will go to sonic, sit on the porch there and watch the 'douchebag parade' of people who drive through sonic with their suckass systems blaring and burning out in their 1992 Chevy 1500s. (While I'm at school in Arkansas)

I have to admit when going thru to eat with my g/f on Saturday nights and I am pulling out I will throw my Volvo, yes my Volvo, in neutral and rev it.....

the mustangs and civics go nuts after this

Edit: I find it pretty funny myself

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

if your name is king ranch....

You could sell him some Oceanfront property in Montana, but I don't know about him being a douche.

 

[KHARPS 10+ year member]

If you don't wear a shirt under your button up shirt and let your weak *** chest show through the opening

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

Dude if you have to ask..........you might be.

dam. im reading all the signs and i fit maybe 50%of them