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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Captain_Ahab" data-source="post: 5263481" data-attributes="member: 562719">LMFAOI have never experienced nor heard of anyone experiencing drunk crapping incidents.I got another to throw in...I was at a party...Had to take a pee so i went into the girl's bathroom and was peeing while trying to text at the same time. I dropped my phone into the toilet and without thinking immediately put my hand in the water to get it. I got my phone out and the entire time my cawk was just going everywhere pissing all over the walls,toilet, etc. My phone actually worked!! I just washed my hands, walked back in the party area and told the girl someone pissed all over her bathroom. She went in there and saw it, got mad, and came out b1tching everyone out. She said she knew I didn't do it cause I'm the one who told her about it..lawl..fat b1shes believe everything a cute guy says.</blockquote>

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