wtf did i turn gay!?

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Epic fail! DB or JmanPC I better see a fail boat some where in here.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I don't know about you guys but I have like a 1-2 hour 'time out' after I take a shit to the time I can bone depending on how nasty the shit was and if I got the monster hemorrhoids going on, doing want he playing with my sack and accidentally feel a fatty roid the size of the grape.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Been trying to get in this chicks pants for several days now, brought her over to my place tonight we fulled around she made me rise, and kept teasing until finally we both stripped and I was ready to bone and she asks if I have a Love Glove, so I put it on and the moment I did, my stomach started gassing up and I could feel the gas going so I was trying to hold it in so I wouldnt ruin the moment but it was too late, before I even stuck her, I lost the wood... seems trying to hold back a fart takes more concentration then trying to keep a woody. I was highly pissed, as I was unable to get it back up the rest of the night being I was trying not to fart. So the ***** got all pissed because she thought she wasnt sexy enough or some shit. That was more embarrassing than the first time I ****ed and couldnt find the hole lol:laugh:
Please tell me iam not the only one who has had this happen:crap:

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

that pic gives me the chills dude. take it down! lol

 

[2002XLT 5,000+ posts]

It happens. I would have just let it out, cant hold that in man! Thats how you figure out if you got a keeper or not. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Frijoles24 10+ year member]

hahah it happens. i dont think im gay. im always wanting the flesh of the ladies bodies

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

you should have just let it loose and yell out your mating call at the same time so she wouldnt hear it

 

[elite08 10+ year member]

big long hot one on her chest. FTW

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

 

[Frijoles24 10+ year member]

bout them failures... http://failblog.wordpress.com/

some good stuff int here.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

never had a in the sack performance problem... i stand's up in it... like a champ..

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

just fart next time and seal the deal...