wtf did i turn gay!?

[DubbDesigns 10+ year member]

Been trying to get in this chicks pants for several days now, brought her over to my place tonight we fulled around she made me rise, and kept teasing until finally we both stripped and I was ready to bone and she asks if I have a Love Glove, so I put it on and the moment I did, my stomach started gassing up and I could feel the gas going so I was trying to hold it in so I wouldnt ruin the moment but it was too late, before I even stuck her, I lost the wood... seems trying to hold back a fart takes more concentration then trying to keep a woody. I was highly pissed, as I was unable to get it back up the rest of the night being I was trying not to fart. So the ***** got all pissed because she thought she wasnt sexy enough or some shit. That was more embarrassing than the first time I ****ed and couldnt find the hole lol:laugh:

Please tell me iam not the only one who has had this happen:crap:

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[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

 

[DubbDesigns 10+ year member]

That very same image passed through my head when I 'lost it' does that make me even more gay for thinking of bob barker

 

[grizzjwill 10+ year member]

It has happened to me to well not the holding back a fart part but I had that problem with a girl to and the shit is like the worst thing ever.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I think it happens to everyone at one time or another, I can't say it ever happened from holding a fart though.

You should have just plowed that bitch for like 30 secs busted your nut, then be like 'Oh sorry that never happens' and then tell her you will be back in a minute and go take your dump.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

how bout this one

 

[dleccord 5,000+ posts]

so did you take a dump on her chest?

 

[DubbDesigns 10+ year member]

I think it happens to everyone at one time or another, I can't say it ever happened from holding a fart though.
You should have just plowed that bitch for like 30 secs busted your nut, then be like 'Oh sorry that never happens' and then tell her you will be back in a minute and go take your dump.

I suppose only lasting 30 seconds would be better than losing it before you even stick it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif Oh well, she was kinda cool about it, made me feel like shit, but I will get another chance when she gets back from college next weekend so so I will be sure to load up on Beano

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

wonderful story

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Cleveland Steamer would have been perfect

 

[t-money 10+ year member]

you should tell that story at a party sometime.

oh and by the way, yes you are gay. Couldn't get it up for the rest of the night without even busting your first nut, sorry thats gay.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Yes, a gassy stomach has made me unable to perform. Kindly excuse yourself and go release somewhere for Christ sakes and then get back in the saddle.

 

[djjdnap 10+ year member]

dont know man condoms have a habbit of makin my dude go to sleep, lol

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Epic fail! DB or JmanPC I better see a fail boat some where in here.

 

[86yota 10+ year member]

You shoulda just let it go!