WOW my friend just caught his wife up!!

[atoz350 10+ year member]

i sure am! and i'm out of the kitchen @ work making 85K a year ... that's the only reason women keep men around is for $$ and insurance cause most are too lazy to go out and get their own.
and just so ya know.. i like being in the kitchen - i can cook up a storm.

AFTER i get home from working 11 hrs a day. Thank you very much.

Only 85k a year? No wonder men think long term relationships are a poor investment.

 

[daisy_duke]

Now I am upset that someone allowed you to bring a computer near the kitchen sink. You might get water on it while your washing the dishes.
And hats off to my girl banging my buddy. I could give a shit about a bitch. Because I know that women do that shit, doesn't surprise me one bit.

No she's probably some fat ugly chick that jumped on a forum primarily dominated by guys to get attention. And the little attention she does get from us is probably keeping her from slitting her wrists from the depression she goes through for not having anyone in her life. Well besides her dozen cats, and the dog she keeps around to lick the peanut butter off her snatch on those lonely nights.

AH! so she did bang your buddy. lol i bet your d*ck goes limp every time you think about it.

just remember - it was probably for a very good reason - like, you weren't man enough to get the job done. C'mon now - can you blame her?!

Fat .. well chubby - some guys like that. Ugly. Not quite. Lonely - most nights. Cats - gross.

But if i wanted attention like that i'd just go looking for someone on my space like some pathetic loser.

 

[daisy_duke]

Only 85k a year? No wonder men think long term relationships are a poor investment.

i'm only 22 - its my first job. cut me some slack!

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

AH! so she did bang your buddy. lol i bet your d*ck goes limp every time you think about it. just remember - it was probably for a very good reason - like, you weren't man enough to get the job done. C'mon now - can you blame her?!

Fat .. well chubby - some guys like that. Ugly. Not quite. Lonely - most nights. Cats - gross.

But if i wanted attention like that i'd just go looking for someone on my space like some pathetic loser.

Read the thread

 

[daisy_duke]

some are scum. not all.

i guess my little woman mind just can't keep up with all your oh so clever insults.

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

She is great in threesomes.

 

[xseveredveganx 10+ year member]

I thought this was about the dude's woman and him... Not some random chickie and cusikan...

Get back to caco, bro. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

Daisy=troll?

 

[speedfreak28 10+ year member]

I see this thread blowing up now that a girl is posting here, the pathetic masses will be like OMG tits or gtfo , fap fap fap

 

[xseveredveganx 10+ year member]

I see this thread blowing up now that a girl is posting here, the pathetic masses will be like OMG tits or gtfo , fap fap fap

Lol!

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[xseveredveganx 10+ year member]

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Can do.

Just had to get my hoe back in check. There's a corner out there that's getting lonely.

HAH!

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

meh on the chick. Obvious troll.

 

[daisy_duke]

Sounds like your relating my girl to yourself and your past relationships. Well in that case, maybe because I couldn't fill that void that was her massive pussy.Shit king kong probably couldn't fill that void.

And hell ya my dick goes limp after 2mins. That's why I tell them "I'm gonna get mine, you better get yours"

I like chubby. IIRC you stated you wish you were the cheater. Meaning you believe she is better then you. Only making me believe she is better looking then you. If that's the case, I'm glad no one told you "tit or GTFO" as we usually tell the whore bags that come crawling in for attention.

Well I have pretty low standards so in that case TITS OR GTFO!!!!!

sadly, my tits aren't that impressive - i'm sure even with your low standards you wouldn't be impressed. Kind of how your 3" junk makes your girl giggle under her breath. It really is cute though - believe her when she says that.

i'll leave you to your own devices. i'm just happy that i gave you something to bark at for a few minutes - seeing as your life is so empty that you have nothing better to do.

I'll be heading back to my kitchen now. Time to make dinner.

 

[speedfreak28 10+ year member]

meh on the chick. Obvious troll.

i agree

 

[hornedfrog1985 5,000+ posts]

This thread just got epic.